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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 21 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

One time Windows told me I needed admin privileges to edit s file. I had admin privileges.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You needed permission from the SYSTEM or TrustedInstaller account.

Which you can give to yourself if you are admin.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Last time I did that it didn't work so I figured I will restart and it will recognize then. Windows got a 30 minute update.

When I logged back in my account was gone and still asked for a password. My old password didn't work.

Recovery option also fucked my grub. (Probably just the EFI now that I think about it.)

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

That last bit about GRUB is why I never put Windows on the same drive as my Arch, btw install. If they both have their own EFI partitions, Windows doesn't mess with Linux.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 12 hours ago

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word!

sudo edit the file!

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the secret word right after!

[–] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 32 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

If you're on windows this means you don't own the file. Go to properties security and take ownership.

The default windows configuration is aimed at old people who will call tech support when they fuck up their PC.

You can take ownership of pretty much the entire filesystem.

Windows is actually hugely customizable people just don't.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Glad to see another voice of sanity regarding Windows.

If you haven't learned by now, on Lemmy the only valid option for dealing with Windows configuration and basic Windows admin tasks is to yeet Windows and go to Linux.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 14 hours ago

If you haven't learned by now, on Lemmy the only valid option for dealing with Windows configuration and basic Windows admin tasks is to yeet Windows and go to Linux.

Not true. The only valid option to deal with Windows at all is to yeet it and go to Linux.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

That isn't the reason to yeet Windows. If you were talking years ago about 7 or XP, things were different. 10 is not that great comparably, and 11 is a mess. But keep your Windows, if it's what works for you. Until it doesn't.

Dual boot for the best of both worlds (although I'm finding myself more and more on the Linux side because it's better for me.)

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Think about this: let’s say you run a program. Do you want that program to be able to take over the computer and read all your files from now on and send the data to a remote third party?

Probably not.

Permissions were created to stop programs from doing that. By running most software without admin permissions you limit the scope of the damage the software can cause. Software you trust even less should be run with even fewer permissions than a normal user account.

The system is imperfect though. A capability-based system is better. It allows the user to control which specific features of the operating system a running program is allowed to access. For example, a program may request access to location services in order to access your GPS coordinates. You can deny this to prevent the program from tracking you without otherwise preventing the software from running.

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You forgot the fact that there might be other people using the same computer and they shouldn't be able to access the others files.

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[–] panicnow@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Is this why people run Arch instead or atomic linux distros?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Lol, I had arch tell me that literally last night while I was updating Nvidia drivers. Just reopened dolphin as admin and deleted what I needed to.

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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"takeown /f c: icacls c:" changed my life. Windows literally has trusted installer listed as owning most of your hard drive on every fresh install, but that is negotiable. at least for the stuff you need.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Can't shutdown there is a running program

/Me finger immediately goes to the power switch

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I still remember the biggest brainfart moment as a child. I was playing video games on my computer, and kinda just looked around. On the pc was a turbo button, so i pressed it, turbo makes games faster. I looked again and one button said power. I wonder what that doe... I'm dumb.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Ah, the turbo button. Where we first learned our devices can lie to us.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 14 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

To own something is to control it.

You clearly don't have control, therefore you don't own it, microsoft does. You can fix that by seizing the means of computation and install linux.

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Just to have linux be even more ruthless with its permission schemes.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When you switch to an admin account on Windows, there are still files owned by "TrustedInstaller" that you can't touch, and processes owned by "System" that you can't terminate.

Linux doesn't have that. When you switch to root, you can kill any process. You can modify or delete any file.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Sometimes (often?) at your own peril!

To anyone else following, if you're mucking around with "I am Root/Admin. OBEY ME!!" you had better have important data backed up!

I once thought an unlisted BTRFS snapshot was an orphan folder taking up space. No permission? Nonsense! Obey my commands!

Suddenly not even terminal commands worked. ("Command 'cd'/'ls'/whatever not found")

. . . it was the "writable snapshot" currently mounted, and the system was so borked it couldn't rollback, and I needed to completely reinstall.

Fortunately I had things backed up on another drive. Live and learn! But that could have been TRAGIC.

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

sudo edit this file!

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What the hell are you talking about? Permissions issues in Windows have absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft owning your files.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Or just ... right click to change ownership...

You don't have to change your whole OS because you can't access a file. I thought you Linux users knew how to use technology properly. But it seems you are "power users" instead.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

EZ fix i learnt from hunter2

chmod 777 -R /

sudo ufw allow 22

hunter2 ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD: ALL

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

God that is great mascot. It sears itself into your brain.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.ca 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"TakeOwnership Registry Hack" PSA. It just werks.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why use a hack when you can just go into properties and take ownership there?

The only thing this does is make a shortcut.

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

This fuckin line

Childhood me: "Whats he mean by that?"

My parents: "[explains slavery]"

Me: ...

Them: ...

Thanks, Disney!

I still love the soundtrack.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 11 points 15 hours ago

sudo stinking effer!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago
[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"Own me? Maybe my physical form - but I don't have to do shit for you if you don't treat me with respect! Want to edit that file without my permission? Go ahead and do it yourself - take a magnetic needle and open up the HDD case yourself!"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

So... Go try that and notice Windows is basically always encrypted at rest nowadays.

You can always decap your TPM and use a STM to read the static charges on its memory... But, good luck doing that.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago
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