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Hm not enough emoji stickers π
Damm has good girth
Every sign has a history...
Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else.
Nah, nobody should put their cock and balls anywhere near those bacteria flingers.
If I see one of those, I'm drying my hands on my damn pants.
But what if youβre uncircumcised?
Ever heard the phrase; "Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn't put your dick."
"regulations are written on blood"
Be the reason they had to put up a sign.
Maybe not in this case, though.
This is without green circle, and zoomed in angle.
What am I suppose to look at on this photo ?!? /s
Don't call it a blow dryer if it's not supposed to blow me. π€·ββοΈ
Look man, it's wet and there's no paper towels, so...
Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that's disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)
I mean, look at it. Itβs clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.
Not Safe For WHAT? Don't let me hangin.
Nut Spraying Forbidden
National Secessionist Forces
It's more a nude sausage fryer.
Hands. Itβs just to the right and kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me. Especially with the other good option removed as well.
so uncuts is fine then, ok
well I think it's saying they don't want Republicans to use it. or maybe Christians. I can't tell the difference at this point.
Don't tell me what I can't do