Fuck I used the emetic poison instead of the lethal one.
Silent assassin is so hard.
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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they should make all these fucks spend a week roofing or vegetable picking in the summer in some part of their district, and be forced to work under the minimum conditions provided for by state law.
i.e. no breaks, no mandatory water availability, and if they are idle too long, miss a day, or get heat injury, they get "fired" and lose their house(s) and they can only go to a doc-in-the-box for $150 for some guy to tell them to drink more water and not be in the sun too much.
99% would die the first day.
It's great that as a senator he can afford to have an abundance of caution.
Now, for the rest of us? Going to the ER is a privilege for those that work hard, so if you're overheating in that Amazon warehouse, there's plenty of piss bottles around. Go drink your water from your privatized lead pipes.
This is why there is no better alternative than throwing a can of spaghetti sauce at your target 47.