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grls sure r a thng.... honestli - i look so lil at grls - i dun kno whads in right now - as in clothin..,.,.

alsu!!! i decreased the resolution from 600*800 to 400*500, whatcha think?

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[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dream of a day, however far in the future, when Smorty uses her real face as an avatar and we all take turns saying what her cutest feature is.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

dear hazel - see - nt evrione is as comfident as u r,,.....,. ur a vrri special peep in thad....

so evn if i somhow feel mor oki later on - i prolli still wouldn share .... face..... i mean lik - i cn say thad when i tried to mek myslelf in mii maker, it ended up lookn lik ash from gtlive instad >//~//< ... its gona be hard nt to becom her... which lik - thads nt bad - i rlli lik her way of bein - bt lik also - i shouldn be... too close....

damn.,.,.,. especialli dis pic from the site.... yea - she lik - ..... she rlli lik me frfr.... (offlin im kindsa always switchin between extreme entertainer n alsuu sof comf conversation peep)

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Phone does a bling.
omg reply from Smorty!
Heart does a massive backflip
oh shit did I say something stupid?
Comment describes me as confident
o no that's a nice way of saying I'm a stuck–up arrogant biiiitch... noooooo

And that ^^ is how confident I am. Honestly though, I understand realface isn't the norm around here, and it's only because of a personal goal to become more comfortable being seen that I do so myself. Plus every time I change it, it's because I've become so disgusted and ashamed of the last one that I just have to.

Anyway I do respect your decision to never reveal a true face, but for what it's worth, providing that picture of Ash as a reference does nothing to rebuff the insinuation that you are very cute.

[–] Metafalls_@beehaw.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for another banger, Smorty!

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

i dun think dis is a bangr.... its lik -meh - nt as nice as othr ones----

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

It is very nice imo, relatable.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

me when girls: what if we gulp held hands and talked for an hour at a museum

✨️✨️d e m i s e x u a l i t y i n t e n s i f i e s ✨️✨️

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

it took me so long to understand why one night stands don't work for me... college was a confusing time lol

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

ooooh tru :oooo

comf times in comf places ..... n talks.,., yis.,., yis thads it.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I try not to stare at women because I don't want to be creepy. I don't think girls or any person in general will get upset if you look at them to check what they are wearing regardless of your own looks

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

well yesyesyes. exactli samsies.... bt lik - i rembr thad when i look at womn for lik - n im lik nt trollin - a secodn - . they usualli look at me n it looks lik i stared at thm for long time which lik - ew - thads uncomf - nu - dun wan do thad

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you! Didn't even notice

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

grl wht th hl ths grmr (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

u pushd me ovr the edge - imma make a follow-up post to dis one..... i jus need a post i cn link to when peeps lik u go "omygosh whaddup?!???! ami havin a stroke!?!?!?!? jesus christus ✝⛪ u schcizophrenic?!??!? u need help??!!???"

answr is nu. dun need help.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

am sur thrll b tim wen u dont hev 2 hid, thyll c u as 1 of thm...

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

mhm mhm u wan thad tooooo ~ <3

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Me? Not sur... äm fin as boy usully... just wen I hug blåhaj I wondr what wud b liek to b grl...

I just happ tät u got tät figrd, än in cantry tat dosnt put mäny bstäkl bitwin gendr ~

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

oh - srri - i typed this one on ma phon.... u is right next to i....

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

u is right next to i…

lovli <3
æven qertz and dvořák ägree on tis

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ths vrr reltble 🫂

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i think 500*500 would look better? This has weird gaps along the sides for me in voyager

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

actually looks fine in the feed i dunno

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

hmmm - sounds lik a thing for the voyager peeps to fix i think.,.,.

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Happy cake day!!

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you remind me of easternad

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

so i lookd up those charactrs online n - r they a reddit peep?......orrrrrr is it a movie? - - or series? ..,,. or som book?.,.,.

orrr am i lik - rlli missin the point...,,.,. i dun kno.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

easternad is someone related to the 4chan LGBT board, mostly activr on th related subreddits.

she also made some movies on YouTube, not sure if she has taken them down though. she talks in a fancy way too