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weirdly enough I typically see oxycodone listed separately from opiates in urine drug screens my guess is there's an easy enough test to tell the difference and oxycodone is a commonly enough prescribed pill so there are times when it is useful to see if you're taking legit prescriptions vs you're self medicating off the street vs you're diverting your own scripts to the street

the rest i dunno

Extacy is not MDMA but a pill that contains MDMA (and sometimes some nice extras).
MDMA is the pure goodness that you dip your finger into.

Also there is no specific extacy test since MDMA belongs to the amphetamine family (like speed and meth) and they will test for that.
This test result sounds like BS.

Also read the reviews for this testing lab.
And why did he choose that one if he's in Texas?

what stood out to me is my name has been printed as Last, First on every medical form i have ever seen!

From all the ways, that is probably the worst argument to dismiss it with.

I think that's normal according to this random PDF I've found

Not saying much, he has an infinite amount of ways of faking it

At least you know he's positive for all those things.

Maybe the serialnumber kid?

That really irks me in a way. Not the subject of kiddy-diddling being bad, obviously.

Just that, for some reason, music is the only art form where everything you write is taken to mean a first person perspective. Even if you have written about a fictional character and you sing in character, you still get judged as if "you" are the one talking/singing.

The famous example is Money for nothing by Dire Straits, but i could probably find many more. I kind of want music to be able to tell stories, including those about bad people.

Even if it's somehow legit, I don't know if that doesn't make the shit he does even worse. You mean he was sober when he did the Nazi salute?!

I mean, many voted for Trump, so... He's kinda' right to think most people are fucking brainless morons.

Very, and his horde of ass kissers "proves it right" to him every day

He has an army of neglected kids, do you really think he would stop using for a few days to use his own urine?

The richest mothefucker chooses the shadiest black market lab available? Makes sense.

Maybe he just bought some results, and it's not like his chosen substances are visible for long in piss tests anyway

The door thing in that first review is because they're supposed to monitor that you don't have a stash of someone else's urine that you're giving them to pass your drug test.

If they don't send you to a lab for the test, it's often just a scare tactic.

A pet clone is like 50k, I don't think cloning a human is technically more challenging, so 50k plus hush money?

Not that that is necessary, you could just get anyones urine.

I was musing with friends recently that there's no way that there's no billionaires with illegal clones that they pretend are regular kids already. I mean the tech bro billionaires would eat that shit up once they hear that it's technically feasible. And Musk is the likeliest idiot to do it imo.

The fact that you can conceive if paying someone $1M to pee in a cup is how I can tell you're not rich. If you were, it would have been a few thousand at most but more likely to be a threat of some sort to compel the other person to help you.

"We don't know if it was in fact his urine. Um, you can't, like, dust for urine." - a prominent musician

He wanted to, but unfortunately it burned right through the container and the fumes made the lab tech high as a kite.