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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 5 points 4 hours ago

Every once in a while I'm reminded that it's ok to not have an opinion on stuff. And it's usually when I wake up and log on and see all the replies that I get a little anxiety adrenaline rush: "oh shit, what did I do..?".

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago

I'll try to respond to them until they're just repeated comments. I hate those. Lemmys not that big. If you're too lazy to scroll a small amount before commenting im not going to bother replying to you.

[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 40 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's a game of did I make them salty or did I post something people loved lol.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 15 hours ago

torquay bro nos dos

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

The higher the number on the notification button, the more dopamine I receive.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

The trick is to never mark your messages as read

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

its why i post daily

[–] BeamBeamCable@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Take this!

Dopamine BLAST!!!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 16 points 14 hours ago

Does this not stress you out? It's stressing me out!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Got damn, is that like that every morning for you, or do you just not open your inbox LMAO 😂

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I kinda just stopped opening it. I check most my comments and posts anyways.

But idk sometimes I post something I know will make some people (bigots, tankies, or capitalists) mad so I kind just prefer not to check.

So yeah. That 700 is like one month of work :)

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 hours ago

We're the polar opposites. I used email from m.kuku.lu on Lemmy because their app gets me notifications immediately while Gmail and Aol take a while. I also get all email notifications on my MiBand.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 14 hours ago

Holy shit, that's quite impressive. Gotta crank up those numbers!

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 13 points 14 hours ago

When you're new to Lemmy but you make one pro Ukraine comment on ml/grad/hexbear.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

a select few

Only few are allowed into the inner circles of cm0002.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Officially, I just try to avoid replying just for the sake of replying.

Unofficially, there may or may not be an illemmyminati

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wish there were a way to mute notifications on posts alone. I always forget that I posted something, and the number of seemingly spontaneous replies makes me wonder whether I’ve pissed several people off.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago

Indeed. And comments.

[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago

I jest. Love seeing you around. Everywhere ❤

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago

What does that have to do with my weight?

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 3 points 15 hours ago

Fuck that maga asshole.

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If you’re not going to reply why even post.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

For one, there shouldn't be a requirement for a poster to also constantly reply to all replies. It's cool when it happens, and I do it myself from time to time when I have the energy to do so

All contributions to the Lemmy-verse, no matter how small or how many replies the OP does, are welcome. It's important to attracting more users

For 2, by "select few" I mean as in something that actually contributes to the convo rather than just replying for the sake of replying because that's how you end up with super generic replies that nowadays people wonder if it's an LLM writing it

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh man I was just shitposting I wasn’t expecting a response. Please don’t feel like I was calling you out or anything.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Lmao you gotta do the shitpost/sarcasm tag "/s" text is notoriously difficult to tell if someone is just "playing around" or being serious the shorter it is 😂

Especially because I actually run into that kind of mentality unironically fairly frequently

[–] Walican132@lemmy.today 5 points 13 hours ago

Yeah sorry again. Also thought this was the shitpost sub and not generic memes. I’m just off my game today I guess. I hope you have a good day though.

[–] kux@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

your inbox would be more manageable if you stopped spamming reposts all day

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (3 children)

Only a portion is crossposts from .ml comms to non-.ml comms to grow off.ml alternatives and reduce .ml's influence because of the toxic behavior of its admins so that other instance admins in the future can make a defederation decision without having to worry about cutting off from "big .ml comms"

I aim for a minimum ratio of 1:2 crosspost to "organic" posts so a majority of my posts are in fact my own lmao

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

please do not stop spamming reposts

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago
[–] cloudless@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Please continue. We need to move away from tankies.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Lol I will, just remember to spread the message to boycott posting/commenting/voting on .ml comms. That will go a long way towards it!

[–] kux@lemm.ee -5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

lmao

yes very funny

you're obsessed and 'only a third of my posts are repost spam actually' isn't much defense especially when most of your output is 'lol lmao look mom i said tankie triad again lmao'

there is not enough canesten combi in the world to fix you

[–] Spot@startrek.website 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Are you not able block users that you don't want to see?

[–] kux@lemm.ee -1 points 9 hours ago

yeah sure, in general i only block comms though, not users

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Lol I presented reasoning, documentation and evidence, and your response....was to call me 'obsessed' and lob a mildly sexist joke.

Meh 4/10 defender response LMAO 😂 have a nice day!

[–] kux@lemm.ee -3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

you are obviously extremely obsessed and your 'reasoning, documentation and evidence' is a list of .world links that i will never read

LMAO 😂

are you ten

mildly sexist

i guess you mean implying you are an irritating cunt is mildly sexist?

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

If something like happens count to me just clicking Mark all as read.