using some pills I bought from The Official Joe Rogan Pharmaverse, I just respec'd as a high T, low agency, lambda male with skills in math, penis, and +6 talent points in "Back Hair".
I can't wait to wrestle my dad.
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Remember to put your talent points into Greco-Roman (phallocentric). I understand you're used to shooting in on legs but that freestyle kind of wrestling would be undercutting a patriarch (gynocentric).
Alpha Males of yesteryear: Let's take this outside punk 
Alpha Males of today: Let's take this to the social media platforms we own punk 
normal high agency phallocentric communication is buying competing personal microblogging websites to make dueling subtweets about who's the bigger pedophile
Doing sexism but with cop milsim larp style jargon.
New frontier of hell unlocked
Insecure douchebags invent new term for toxic masculinity for roughly the 452,345th time
These losers are unironically like "yeah, I'm thinking about dicks all the time. NO I'M NOT GAY"
"ITS NOT GAY ITS PHALLUSCENTRIC"
I've heard other white dudes in my gym talk like this 
Avoiding gym dudes is a big reason why I work out at home (but mostly because it's expensive, dirty as fuck, and takes too much time to get to)
Mood. I don't want to work out in my tiny apartment so I grit my teeth and hit the gym. I'm lucky enough to pass as another average guy so I just put my earbuds, do my thing, and get out. The less I can interact, the better.
Westoids are deranged
All politics is high school. Bro sounds like the jock from every 80’s teen movie.
They’re such cartoon characters…and not the cool kind 
Lmao wtf is this satire?
Phallocentric: we're all dickheads. We communicate via dickhead measures, duh.
Is this about the Elon-Trump feuding? Because they are tweeting about each other, and not talking face-to-face. Literally indirect communication.
Don't let the truth get in the way of misogyny
I refuse to believe this is anything but satire.
"two high agency males going at it"?? Sounds pretty gay to me.
Ugh, he's altogether too close to unironically recreating the "pussies, assholes, and dicks" scene from Team America. Which I guess, from a certain perspective, is fitting 
I know you see two sassies having at it but actually you should be thinking about dicks
It's like the final Neo/Agent Smith fight from Matrix Revolutions only they're fighting for the affection of 4Channers
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.