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[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 minutes ago

Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

Do you say shit like that because nobody can tell the difference between your watch and a cheap one?

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

"Oh, you could only afford one watch?"

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

"Does is keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?"

Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say "Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out".

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meat up with some friends later."

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

"Good for you. Have a cookie. My $20 Casio tells the time just as well."

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Probably more accurate. It wasn’t called the Quartz Apocalypse for nothing.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

You gotta understand this proving your worth by buying ridiculously expensive shit and then bringing attention to it is an attitude of "new money"

Rich people who have been rich for generations will have the same time piece but they will not even think about it. It's granted to them, part of their life that they would never question. Like you putting on socks.

And that is the attitude that new money cannot understand. Hell that's kind of what the great gatsby is about, new money just not getting that the expensive shit is just more furniture.

So the most frustrating thing to this mindset is to treat it as no big deal, or even weird that they would bring it up which really it is

[–] Padit@feddit.org 14 points 9 hours ago

"Okay?"

I am not a friend of clever comebacks. People who point these things out are pathetic and people who get triggered by that only slightly less so.

[–] fennec@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago

Damn thats a cheap watch, is it Chinese too?

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Can your watch play Bad Apple?

Can your watch run Doom?

Can you install Arch on that watch?

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... didn't think so 😛

You paid all that money for a watch that can't do ANY cool stuff? You utter loser 🤣 🤣 🤣

[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

What's my motivation? Is there a reason why I'm listening to Alec Baldwin brag about his watch? What's stopping me from simply walking away?

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You need to listen to him because it's a meeting at work, he's higher up than you are, and your job is at risk.

https://youtu.be/bkjfZctGMq8?t=241

The link skips half of the speech, if you have 8 minutes, watch the whole thing.

[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 1 points 26 minutes ago

If he's higher up than me and my job is at risk and I need the job, wouldn't mouthing off be a bad idea?

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I guess it's true, money can't buy taste.

Fun fact: Alec Baldwin's character was invented for the movie to provide exposition. The filmmakers didn't trust movie-going audiences to pick up the information from the three conversations that occur at the beginning of the play.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 12 points 15 hours ago

"You should have saved up a bit more and bought something less gaudy"

[–] borokov@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago

Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 60 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are "OK?" and "that watch?"

Verbose disses only work in rap

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 11 points 19 hours ago

Aahhhh winner:

"that watch?"

You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago

Alternatively, "And it's a very nice watch." Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Or a Guy Richie film.

"Bleedin 'ell. You've bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton."

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 9 hours ago

*scratches head with gun*

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[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you'd have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 14 points 18 hours ago

If only you had learned to tell time.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I don't have a car

I don't care to respond

I don't mind sounding poor.

Wealth beyond what is good for you is no better than theft I'd say. Buying expensive watches while little children grow up in poverty is nothing to be proud of. If anyone should feel shame it should be that guy. Don't be humiliated by such shameless assholes. And don't try to counter attack, It won't work, they don't share your values, they feel no shame for the things that they do. Instead let's organize and fight them where it hurts. Taxes, taxes, taxes.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

"that's cute!"

[–] owl@infosec.pub 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Woow, what does it do?

  • It tells time.

Nothing else? So does my car.

[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

And once daylight savings time is done it'll be accurate down to the hour!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago

"You got ripped off"

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I have people who love me.

[–] Darkonion@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

'nice watch!' then move in and quietly say "oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there"

[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
  • Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
  • No it's still working.
  • You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

"and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch" whips out a charizard

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

Barf in his face.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

"good for you, little guy"

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago

“Your watch cost more than £100?”

[–] accretion@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago

You still use a watch?

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] notarobot@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

I feel like owning expensive stuff like that is non optional for the very rich. Those who answer things like "my phone already does that" do sound poor. They don't buy it because they need the time. They buy it because it looks nice and is expensive.

I think I would make a disgusted face and say something like "really? It doesn't look like it. What brand is it?"

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?

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[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?

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