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Anthropomorphic slime mold asks disgusted public to treat anthropomorphic slug better. Film at 11
Worst person you know says you should be nice to worst person you know.
Ha! No.
"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." - Al Franken
Fuck Ted Cruz and fuck Elon Musk
The NAZI needs to be driven out of this country. It is nearly destroyed because of him.
ICE really needs to come pick his ass up.
Nope
Wow, Cruz must really loathe him.
Ted, go fucking die already. Fuck you and anybody who's uneducated and naive enough to fall for the Republican playbook. You don't get to try to shift blame with wet toilet paper cries. When enough people tell you that you're shit and you constantly are shit, look like shit, and act like shit, you should hop in the shower and do some inventory. You're an embarrassment to your whored out redneck state and have never been fit for public office. I can't wait to smile about your obituary and share it with friends.
Not saying where I do or don't live but I'll be nasty to Nazis thank you very much
"World's richest man needs richer :c "
Fuck you, Ted.
I feel like Elon has fallen out of the inner circle and he can now only interact with the turds that orbit on the far outer ring now. I just picture Ted Cruz coming out like a hunched over Golem to tell him and whatever other orbiting magat turds he's still cool.
why use his preferred name?
his name is Raphael Cruz.
Technically his name is Rafael Edward Cruz and it's not that uncommon for public figures to go by their middle name or a diminutive thereof🤷
That being said, fuck Cruz with a rusty rail spike.
If they don't respect the preferred names of trans people, then they shouldn't be afforded the same respect in return.
Can we get other countries to deny these sycophants entry for being spineless?
Smd cry bullies
Smd? Shaking my dick?
If these people like the work he is doing, that immediately makes it bad and highly likely unlawful to the rest of us out here in actual real society. Also, this guy not understanding why a thing is has got to be the least shocking thing in the world. Not a guy with a finger on the pulse of his constituents, let alone the nation.
no
If Ded Cruz asks for something ... my automatic reaction is to do the exact opposite
Thanks Ded ... I'm going to hate Muskrat harder
The only way to be more hated is to get Ted Cruz to defend him...
On Christmas night, does Ted Cruz leave a can of beans out in case Rorschach visits his home?
This dude loves having his face suctioned to someone's ass. Really is a slime ball.
Elon musk is a shitty person with a shitty agenda.
So, no.
If we take a small, pause from treating xelon like the scum he always was, we will be sure to direct all that energy your way ted head.
Don't worry, there's plenty for you too.
Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven't forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.
He rooted out massive waste, fraud and abuse, and he did so at enormous cost to himself.
massive waste and enormous cost got me. this is just an appeal to feelings as always.
He's jealous?
Special snowflakes.... fuck them all to hell.
I don’t believe in killing billionaires. We can easily afford to build an oubliette with the recovered wage theft.