"I'm always right Billy ..... so if I say you did it ... you have to agree with me"
"But I didn't do it"
"That's called lying Billy .... and resisting arrest"
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"I'm just saying that I didn..."
{throws a gun at Billy} "HE'S GOT A GUN. I'M FEARING FOR MY LIFE!” {starts blasting in all directions}
And if you obey sometimes you get killed anyway.
Don’t talk to the police.
Even if you don't talk to them they might break into your house and shoot you in the face anyway because they are incompetent at finding correct addresses.
When I was like 7 I was having a meltdown because foster care sucks, and emergency services was called. The fire department got there first and realized that the easiest way to deal with my was to wait for me to run out of juice, then the cop came and tried restraining me. That idea was ended pretty damned quickly when I head butted him until I split my own skin and tried to jack his taser to "Zap his nuts off". After that the cop joined the fire department in making bets on how long till I either injured myself too much or ran out of juice, the cop won because apparently I impressed him enough to think I could go for nearly 5 more hours straight.
I think back on that and thank my ancestors for being so pale I can work as a high visibility reflective surface and the fact the cop was surprisingly chill even though I busted his nose up.
Remember Billy, I can invoke qualified immunity but you're not qualified as immune to arbitrary arrest unless you're rich and never speak out against fascism
Billy is white. He doesn't have to worry.
We haven't determined Billy's socio-economic status yet.
If Billy has rich parents, then he's OK .... but if Billy has parents on welfare, well, now we gotta bring out the rubber hose.
My personal experience says otherwise.
ACAB no matter who you are.
Daniel Shaver was white. He also attempted to obey the contradictory orders given to him by the cop that killed him. Didn't help him.
Police kill more white people than every other race combined. You'd never know it with comments like these in EVERY thread about it.
Well... That's not necessarily true for Billy... And we all know why...
As long as he has any sort of disability or mental health problem he also qualifies for getting murdered by police.
That's why it says "might". If he had been baked any longer it would be "will".
Lol! Yes.
ACAB ❤️
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