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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 178 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm thinking we don't exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who'd actually put in a little bit of effort.

Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 169 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 75 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

[inflates you making you big and round]

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

[greentexts you]

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[puts on robe and wizard hat]

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[slaps you around a bit with a large trout]

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[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Imma store ur pee in ma balls.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Goddammit I was going to steal it!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium "[farts in face]" discourse?

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Terrence and Philip?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Y'all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn't have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Shit. Did Elon buy this too?

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

i don't agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.

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[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there

[–] match@pawb.social 76 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago

Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

[–] RobotZap10000 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Cano@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me more of Diogenes but... Uh...

jerks off in public

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In the agora straight up jorkin it.

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that's hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm not sure how this relates to my statement.

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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

And don’t feed the trolls.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I'm thinking red won this debate.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Your fart ends where my face begins.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?

[–] SippyCup 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think our mistake is assuming that our ancestors wouldn't have also asked if your parents were related and farted as a hilarious insult over a stupid disagreement.

People have always been people. We just do it faster now. And probably quite a bit less violently.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I love watching NPCs so much

Why censor usernames?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they've seen in screenshots. Sure it's usually not hard to find them anyway but you don't have to make it extra easy, do you?

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy's post history for more gold

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[–] nave@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why censor usernames?

To be honest I stole the screenshot

If you want heres the link

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are your... what? 😂

Oh my god...

That's horrible

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?

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