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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bars? I need something like this for IT work.

[–] Overtheveloper@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Congratulations!

Your issue just dropped in my priority list

Because:

  • You're being a smartass
  • You didn't provide any details besides "doesn't work"
  • You messaged me after work hours
  • You can solve the issue yourself
  • It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  • I just don't like you personally

I'll revisit it:

  • After lunch break
  • Tomorrow
  • When I'm done with my current project/task
  • When I feel like it
  • When you resubmit the issue politely/with reproduction steps
  • Never

Thank you and:

  • Have a good day
  • Good luck
  • Eat shit
  • Go fuck yourself
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

These are all great, except for this one.

  • It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case

Sorry, this one's on you. It's literally IT's job.

[–] Overtheveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I agree, but sometimes using resources on a case which happens next to never is just not worth the effort. Hell there is even a wiki page dedicated to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_algorithm

But maybe this can be rewritten in another way, feel free to suggest something else ;)

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Unless the edge case is because the user did something to the computer that is not supported by IT.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Suggestion for next revision:

Because:

  • You’re being a smartass
  • ~~You can solve the issue yourself~~ You're being a dumbass
  • You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
  • You messaged me after work hours
  • It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
  • I just don’t like you personally
[–] troed@fedia.io 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but ... but ... everyone knows 'to 86' someone means to KILL THEM!!!!1

a bit harsh

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's it. This post is offensive and I'm filling in a report.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I love this and 100% have to remake this into a high quality

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

If for no other reason: so that glorious letterhead is legible.

[–] cebolla@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think insulting a drunken menace's intelligence would work out well. I do think it's a good laugh though.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unlike you, you synth bastard.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Aren’t we all?