Bars? I need something like this for IT work.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Your issue just dropped in my priority list
Because:
- You're being a smartass
- You didn't provide any details besides "doesn't work"
- You messaged me after work hours
- You can solve the issue yourself
- It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
- I just don't like you personally
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These are all great, except for this one.
- It works for me and I can't be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
Sorry, this one's on you. It's literally IT's job.
I agree, but sometimes using resources on a case which happens next to never is just not worth the effort. Hell there is even a wiki page dedicated to this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_algorithm
But maybe this can be rewritten in another way, feel free to suggest something else ;)
Unless the edge case is because the user did something to the computer that is not supported by IT.
Suggestion for next revision:
Because:
- You’re being a smartass
- ~~You can solve the issue yourself~~ You're being a dumbass
- You didn’t provide any details besides “doesn’t work”
- You messaged me after work hours
- It works for me and I can’t be bothered to replicate your specific edge case
- I just don’t like you personally
but ... but ... everyone knows 'to 86' someone means to KILL THEM!!!!1
a bit harsh
86 47
That's it. This post is offensive and I'm filling in a report.
Well I love this and 100% have to remake this into a high quality
If for no other reason: so that glorious letterhead is legible.
I don't think insulting a drunken menace's intelligence would work out well. I do think it's a good laugh though.
This is real?
Unlike you, you synth bastard.
Aren’t we all?