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submitted 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

god i want a fucking pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

Been stuck in my head ever since my stupid A&W post earlier

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Chicago deep dish or New York slices?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world -4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Of course I do but neither of those monstrosities qualify

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, there is no way you post pictures of new York style pizza and then claim it's not real pizza!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is a shitpost, I will do whatever the fuck I please

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Especially when I am loopy as hell. Sleep eludes me. Pizza eludes me. Joy eludes me. I will shitpost it up as it is the last pillar of hope in the acropolis of my sanity

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

You deserve sleep homie. That shit is important. Please actively seek it whether by "vigorous exercise" or chemical help. I love you random Internet stranger, and want you happy and healthy.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Those are real pizzas.

Detroit style is pizza in panties.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

nice, send me your address and I'll send you the pizza

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

If only my many, many, many layers of anxiety and paranoia and trauma stemming from past relationships/experiences would allow for that...

Alas I dream of the 'za. I weep for the 'za. I sob for the 'za. I shan't have the 'za. 'za too expensive.

C'est la vie

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I can't trust myself, dude. I made a Kofi ages ago and put it in my profile. Almost had a stroke

Edit: This was not a prompt to send me money. I will just refund it. As much as I want pizza, I don't want it to be at the cost of someone else. Go send it to a food bank or something. They need it. I'm just some useless loser and don't deserve the consideration at all.

Ima go take a nap. Sorry for the mood kill.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Say no more, sent some cash for pizza, thanks for !tenforward@lemmy.world lol

Love long and prosper 🖖

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

No, that's not what I meant when saying that dammit! You live long and prosper right back as I refund this immediately.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

:O everybody deserves pizza

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I don't. Don't worry about it. I appreciate it though <3 sorry

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Me too but the wife wants to cook. Why? I tell her we can afford to eat pizza every night and she says she doesn't want to eat it that much. What is wrong with her?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not a singular clue. Woman is clearly a psychopath. Divorce her and marry me so we can pizza together everynight. But first, as a token of our love, pizza now?

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Is Detroit style ok? Then meet me at Loui's and bring the parmesan

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Sir... Detroit style is the only pizza I eat...

Come on. Leave her. I give way better head, I promise

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Who wants pizza every day? That would take all of the special character away from it. Not to mention how unhealthy that would be.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

There are so many different pizzas, you could have a pizza every day and still never have the same thing twice. Plus if you're still following the food pyramid, pizza is like the perfect food.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This sub is for pizza lovers only!

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I love pizza, that does not mean I want to eat it every day. Disregarding health and cost, it would reduce it to the status of something like bread.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Does Lemmy even have a Random Acts of Pizza community? 🤔

The one on Imgur rocks.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Not that I'm aware of but then I'm just the meme guy

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Seems like it would perfectly align with Lemmy's ideals.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago