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submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

god i want a fucking pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

Been stuck in my head ever since my stupid A&W post earlier

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

If only my many, many, many layers of anxiety and paranoia and trauma stemming from past relationships/experiences would allow for that...

Alas I dream of the 'za. I weep for the 'za. I sob for the 'za. I shan't have the 'za. 'za too expensive.

C'est la vie

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I can't trust myself, dude. I made a Kofi ages ago and put it in my profile. Almost had a stroke

Edit: This was not a prompt to send me money. I will just refund it. As much as I want pizza, I don't want it to be at the cost of someone else. Go send it to a food bank or something. They need it. I'm just some useless loser and don't deserve the consideration at all.

Ima go take a nap. Sorry for the mood kill.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Say no more, sent some cash for pizza, thanks for !tenforward@lemmy.world lol

Love long and prosper 🖖

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

No, that's not what I meant when saying that dammit! You live long and prosper right back as I refund this immediately.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I don't. Don't worry about it. I appreciate it though <3 sorry