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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There's a couple of dozen of them in the area where I work...

Several of them have wraps. πŸ˜’

Where you work fucken Yucaipa? Cause for some gods forsaken reason there are several here, I assume it's exclusively old dipshit yuppies.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

What ever happened with the Canada tax scam they did?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Is this an old post? Because over 46 thousand have been sold as of March.

Still, that's not helluva lot considering the global or even countrywide population. Had to look it up because if they really did only ever sell 3000 of them, then a significant portion of those buyers live around me.

[–] lightsblinken@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

46 thousand ... where? maybe 3000 in their town?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I live in Toronto, they are fucking everywhere. teslas in general but I see cybertrucks daily. A lot of dbags around here i guess.

[–] Stylofox@lemmy.cafe 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't they only legal in the US? Or did something change recently?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

It's illegal in the EU, I don't think Canada has that same ban

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No ban, street safety rules. Quite likely that canada is a bit more lenient there, having more space and all.

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It's not like the EU actively needed to do anything to not allow them. They are just so shit, they were basically spawn kills for the EU.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'm in a very liberal city and I have seen a few of these with business logos plastered all over them. It's like they are advertising that you shouldn't use their business.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Yup. There's an urgent care near me that has a wrapped swastikar out front. I think I would rather die than go there.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

We have a few I've seen around. one in particular was seemingly bought, vinyl wrapped, and parked in a busy lot to advertise some restaurant that's not even nearby πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ It probably wouldn't even start now. It hasn't moved in several months and there's no chargers near it in that lot lol

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

I'm quite confident it's dead, and that makes my heart happy

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 87 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.

Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 67 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 10 hours ago

Tesla probably skipped half that, the die stamp machine is from a dumpster in Detroit and employees are expected to shit at a Starbucks during their break.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 11 points 17 hours ago

Musk is defunding the EPA. Giving 100 grand to that turtlesack doesn't count as "polluting less" in my book.

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I am pretty sure the 3,000 figure was the initial founders edition and that the figure should be revised now. some asshole in my town had one of the original ones though I'm pretty sure

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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 119 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It's always shocking how much worse these look in person.

Like photography cannot capture how stupid these monstrosities look

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I'm both glad and disappointed I haven't seen one in Europe. I feel like I'm missing out on a circus tour.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago

especially when they WRAP the travesty. the cybertrucks height gives just enough cover where its difficult to see the embarrasment of a driver, unless you were very close.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They trigger a special gag reflex you didn’t know was there

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They look awful. Slightly less awful when wrapped, but I heard that Tesla fucked up the bonding surface for wraps or something so they're basically unremovable, but will deteriorate with age.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago

its also a 7000lb death trap and charcuterie machine.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 13 hours ago

My fiance saw her first one in the wild today. I wasn't able to photo my first one, as we were both driving and I'm different directions.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (16 children)

Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.

Ford Pinto

Pontiac Aztek

Chrysler PT Cruiser

Tesla Cybercuck

Dont you dare diss the Pinto and Aztek. The flaws of the Pinto was present within a lot of the eras cars it just happens that the Pinto got the reputation of being the squicky wheel. The Aztek while fugly and a bit fucky repair wise is a somewhat respectable vehicle. The PT cruiser is certainly a car that exists.

The cybercuck on the other hand has the build quality of a Yugo with none of the redeeming qualities like being cheap or theoretically easy to work on, also it isn't a meme car by virtue of being too stubborn to die. The cybercuck just wants to die.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 21 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride πŸ˜„ I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Surely it's more than 3k. I see quite a few in Canada.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 33 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

What the fuck? How are there ~46,000 people this fucking stupid??

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

alot of them are in tech hub areas, so seattle norcal, and some magats may have purchased it too.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You are forgetting Trump got elected.

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[–] fishpen0@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I assure you far more than 0.013529411% of our population are this stupid. The rest simply can’t afford to show off how stupid they are.

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