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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERR

[–] cr78bw@feddit.org 8 points 5 hours ago

Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

COVID made this accurate

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

take your credit card number

add 2

that's your credit card number plus two

post it

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

4444 4444 4444 4446

Damn you're right

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.

disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 23 hours ago

Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you'd marry

[–] moog@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Take your age That's your age

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 hours ago

That's communist speak, where's the profit!

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

0?

Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age

x * e^iπ^ = x * -1 = -x

-x+x = 0

0/10 = 0

0 + x = x

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

whaa... how do you???

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 23 hours ago

Because your real age is white

[–] superkret@feddit.org 106 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

It's like the least convenient form of time travel.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I want this on my gravestone.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It's The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hello type conversion, my old friend

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[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago

It means you're using JavaScript.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I got 5318008

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

I was told to never do math not even once

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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