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Two things can be true. Remember the white supremacists he called "very fine people"? The "shithole countries"? Kamala Harris "turned black"? Remember when he claimed Haitian immigrants are eating cats and dogs?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_views_of_Donald_Trump

Heavy cream / whipping cream works great

Jesus, I thought you made a typo until I tried it. Gotta love those unary operators...

I have a device to sell to the DHS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651

FWIW, I would never ask someone about an injury during a job interview. I'm just a stranger on the internet, though, so who knows.

For the lazy: https://coveryourtracks.eff.org/

Me: [unintelligible]

Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon]

Me: AH! MIKE!

Me: MICHAEL JORDAN... MIKE TYSON... MICHAEL PHELPS?

Announcer: And that's time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I'm required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.

I can't list ten of anything if you put me on the spot.

I've accidentally taken a double dose of my stimulants a few times and holy shit, I will never do that again on purpose. I felt an unpleasant manic energy and generally jittery. There's absolutely zero chance of me abusing or ODing on this drug.

The Orville was actually pretty good. This may be heresy, but it felt more like Star Trek to me than some of the nu-Trek shows coming out. And for the record I can't stand Family Guy.

I think you might have to buy one more book as well? If I had four problems, I'd still be left with one.

~~Public~~ pubic hanging in two days