if nothing happens as a result of this, all will be fine. If Xi dies after this, then Vance will be confirmed as either a Seal, a Horseman, or the Anti-Christ.
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Every time this country produces a new kind of carcinogenic waste it gets debuted in either Appalachia or some red lined black neighborhood first.
All im saying is we don't know if Vance is the hillbilly version of the singing Tim Curry ooze from Ferngully
Edit: ferngully eulogy
Appalachia seems to produce this kind of stuff organically.
Search up the blue people of Kentucky. No, it wasn't colloidal silver, this was first, and is ironically treatable with methylene blue
Well shit you weren't kidding, they really were blue
Nah the antichrist was supposed to be charismatic
He is probably the Houseman of pestilence
RFK Jr. is currently riding that horse.
headlines next week: JD Vance to meet with RFK
Why Vance and not Trump? He too busy designing his new american eagle themed shower curtain?
It's fake news from last week when JD Vance killed the Pope. Walter is worried that JD Vance will also try to kill Xi Jinping.
spoiler
the alifarhat79 twitter account is a right wing meme account.
Dang wish there was a warning label i got got
Xi wouldn't meet with Vance, it would not be a good look for the leader of China to meet a non-leader.
If Vance was to meet with Chinese officials it would be with someone else.
Could just be gerontocracy. I'm not personally a believer that Trump is just a figurehead, but it's certainly possible that he's too old to be a good diplomat any more.
JD stands for John Death
jack dapipi
It's actually "Jorkin DaPeanis"
deploying a tactical JD vance is almost as bad as using Hillary Clinton on unarmed civilians
JD Vance was injected with FOXDIE. First the pope, now Xi.
the antichrist is angling for his next target 
He's carrying foxdie.
If they're sending a lightweight like Vance and not Trump it's another fuck you. "JD, you handle this one."
Negotiations lol