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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

"Ball peen" makes me laugh every time.

I am a child.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Where’s the glass hammer?

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a mace, not a hammer..

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude

[–] brezel@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

no rounding hammer!

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Brass because it looks like gold :p

(I like shiny things)

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh, what's the difference between the Rip and Claw hammers?

Also, that blacksmith hammer looks like a tiny double head axe

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

You can do more stuff with the straighter claw on the rip hammer, like whack it into something to use it as a wedge.

[–] Vegasvator@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a drilling hammer kind of mechanic. Not even listed.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I want to be your sledgehammer.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I choose sledge. I recently broke up an area of concrete that took 8m³ to dispose of it all. Sledgehammer was a very useful tool to have during this.

I tried with a pickaxe at first because I thought it was very thin and would break easily, while this was true for a tiny section the majority was much thicker. At least it came in handy for breaking up the compacted soil.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Straight peen and rubber, bushing optional

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Ball peen clearly.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

I'm feeling fancy, so Brass.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I haven't owned, tack, framing, electrician, blacksmith, chasing, power, rock, and scaling. I have failed. I must do better.

I used to collect a lot for auto body stuff. Odd hammer head shapes make handy dollys for shaping metal in weird places.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I must confess to having a sweet spot for a good toffee hammer.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Missing a lead mallet

[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

The secret option is the real electrician's hammer, some lineman's pliers.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, so this is what MC meant. I've enjoyed my time here.

[–] BayKek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Electrician looks cool

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

Ball Peen and Dead Blow are my EDC hammers but I also usually keep a good ol claw hammer near by just in case.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I choose hammer time

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I need to put in a screw, so I'll choose the green one. It will perform as well as any other and plus it looks good.

Big hammer gives you all these flavors and vanity but I've spent my life around screws and they are all the same.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I thought I knew one that wasn't on here but second look reveals that in fact it is on the list.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm always ready to rock

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is the engineer Hammer's purpose?

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Eeerectin' a sentry!

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[–] somedev@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Where E-Peen?

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