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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Quilbert but in a slightly Bongus way.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Everybody wants to be a Bongus these days…

[–] gon@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm feeling very Schmegelvin.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Same, friend, same. Has been for a couple of weeks.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He looks sad. Everything ok?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a bunch of shit going down at work and it's getting to me

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see. I hope things start looking up for you!

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Miguel looking Handsome AF over there.

** call me ** ;)

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, I needed that haha

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I try to be a Miguel, but I know deep down I'm a day by day Bongus.

[–] Phenomephrene@thebrainbin.org 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s a lot of %… I wonder if Quilbert can count that high.

[–] Phenomephrene@thebrainbin.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd guess a vague familiarity with 9's and 100's, and virtually no understanding of how the two might possibly be combined.

[–] trevdog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

put me down as uhhh... Gonald?

[–] doug@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Miguel’s giving me Parasyte vibes.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bongus.

I have a weird spring allergy sinus pressure thing going on, but I'm trying to maintain without drilling a couple relief holes in my face.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I hope you find some relief soon! …without drilling the holes.

[–] putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gonna have to go with Quilbert here

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m sure he appreciates the camaraderie.