doug

I know it's a very privileged thing to say, but I guiltily admit I have always wanted to see a tornado in person after seeing Twister in the 90s. Looks like I might get my wish. I hope its destruction is minimal 🤞

I'm always in the mood for apocalyptic novels. I was somewhat disappointed with the soon-to-be-adapted Aurora.

I remember seeing it originally on the DVD for Aliens, which was loaded with a bunch of other equally-impressive behind-the-scenes stuff. Such crude beginnings that Queen had, and how far she got with tubs and tubs of, um, Vaseline.

Glad to make your acquaintance and I hope my presence has brought some joy to your day so as to offset the points lost from the ant I stepped on this morning.

Ok, fine, libertarians, you won. I don’t have to pay my taxes now, right?

If I were religious I would absolutely think Trump is the Antichrist.

“BACK IN MY DAY” “WHAT IS WITH TODAY’S MUSIC?” “HELP ME TURN ON THE COMPUTER.”

Stop! Stop! They’re overwhelming us!!

This for-profit social platform will be different guys!

It’s called alexithymia. I have it and it sucks.

Oh I’m having a panic attack? What about? …no idea? Oh ok. Uh. Guess I’ll ride this out then.

Where is this? Looks familiar.

You’re gonna die first, you cowardly drug addict bigot piece of shit.