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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 hours ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 51 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I do watch porn. But at least I'm on an ANONYMOUS FUCKING INTERNET FORUM so I can say it.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 41 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:

  • UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
  • SteamDeck owner
  • soccer/football fan
  • gamer
  • DRM hater
  • frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
  • work at job about shoes
  • doesn't have a foot fetish
  • boycotting the US
  • Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don't do that nowadays)

From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.

I wasted like 20m on this lol

And to be fair I'm not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally 😂

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Except for the foot things; that doesn't narrow it down at all!

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Given access to the right data, even just the first 2 bits would narrow it down a lot.

[–] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Anonymous? I know your E Mail, IP Address and will analyze all your previous posts

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Is email really visible, I thought that wasn't displayed publicly. I don't see your email

[–] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

It's visible if I pay $500 to the admins

[–] modus@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

It's only visible to you. Everyone else sees it censored. Here's mine in plaintext: xxxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx

You shouldn't see my email address. Only yours.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

I'm disappointed... It looks like all the x.xxx domains were registered in 2012 and are just parked (or maybe the register reserved them? I can't tell). It would have been fun if this could be a real email.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Settle down Francis.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 150 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 43 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 37 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Eating it is the only way to find out.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

More useful than the original.

[–] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

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[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Apparently they look at a lot of porn.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 20 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

Mantracks is amazing

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 69 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

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[–] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Long as you're honest about watching it with your partner. If you're hiding it then you know it's wrong.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

And with jesus, or it's a sin.

[–] RobotZap10000 50 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

This is solidly Facebook.

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[–] corroded@lemmy.world 42 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

They even scam you out of your time making you read so many superfluous words

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

Wow, that pay cheque...

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

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[–] the_q@lemm.ee 12 points 20 hours ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 17 points 22 hours ago

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

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