Asklemmy

Dying.

I’d be the best at powershell. Unfortunately I wouldn’t live very long.

Excel, it wouldn't be useful but I'd still be great at it.

Yelling yabadabadoo and sliding down that dinosaur

Dying, mostly.

I’m pretty good at thinking outside the box and innovating, so I’d probably just die.

I know how to make rope, among other things, as an eagle scout, and I have some experience with atatl so, probably dying of fever at 14.

Dying

Recreational drug use can be traced to before written history. Bartering also existed then. I'd be a drug dealer.

Navigation and being the first to try a cool looking mushroom and findout how dead I get.

Oh! I'm actually somewhat decent with some useful things. I got sent to a wilderness school for fuck up kids when I was a teen. So I know how to, and have applied a lot of survival stuff.

I know how to effectively make a somewhat permanent shelter. I can make and use a bow drill to make fire, and along the same principal but with much more effort and time I could make fire with hand drill or fire plough techniques. I know how to make basic traps. I can make cordage, and have very, very very basic tracking skills. I know some edible and toxic plants in my area (not exhaustive by any means). I know how to clean and dress game. There's a lot of other stuff, but those popped into my head immediately.

It's been a long time since I've done all this, but the knowledge and know-how is all there. I'd actually be a decent person to have around!

I'd probably be something of a builder/ "engineer."

I'm not actually an engineer, but I have a knack for utilizing what I have around me or simple enough objects to serve other goals. I suppose I'm what people used to call a Macgyver or "mechanically inclined."

I'm a natural at shooting a traditional bow.
I know every edible plant in my area, and some that get you high.
I can find north without a compass, day and night.
I can make a fire from things I can gather in the woods.
I know how to safely fell a tree, split logs and build a shelter with hand tools.
I know how to act around most predators and have experience handling a spear.

I think I'd do reasonably well.
Sometimes I wish I was born in the stone age. My ADHD is completely gone whenever I'm in the wild.

Storytelling & oral sex.

I think excel would be good software for managing hunter rotations, supplies and stone inventory.

I would invent God so others would do all the hunting and gathering for me while I partied in the cave basement drawing on the walls.

Poison Sommelier.

With or without my current knowledge?

Because I'm pretty sure I could smelt Iron with what I know, and a year or two of experimentation. So the answer would be "ending the stone age".

Without? I dunno, maybe building traps and snares.

Time travel, evidently.

Is that Marjorie Trailer Greene?

Dying

Just by knowing how to wash my hands, medicine. Up until 20th century.

Either making elaborate traps and contraptions out of sticks and stones.

Or brain surgery.

Starvation.

Our ancestors measured time to keep track of the breeding seasons of their prey as to not exterminate the local populations... so most likely for that

drawing dongs everywhere

dying

Dying quickly

Dogs seem to like me so maybe I'd be one of the first to domesticate dogs. I'd probably just live with dogs.

making fire.

I wouldn’t survive long with my poor eyesight. Maybe I’d create tools or something. Love tinkering.

sucking dick

Counting and therefore distributing spoils fairly. I would become a well-loved chief and would probably get laid more than I currently do, although the hairy partners may not be of my liking.