Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.
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This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy
It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.
It's not, but I'll make fun of him every chance I get bc he takes it really personally apparently.
Meanwhile, there's his daughter that absolutely hates his guts
She's an icon imo
As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?
Because being white is the biggest accomplishment of their life
That's not a compliment
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Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.
If they Thanos snapped all non-white people on the planet, I guarantee you, the French, European Spanish, Irish, and others will suddenly be non-white and be enslaved to do former jobs. They will insist they dress differently and even tattoo them from infancy to insist they are very genetically different from 'proper' whites and thus are only fit for slavery.
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this has to be satire, there’s no way
Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.
It is absolutely not satire. It's a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than "sex sex mine mine!"
We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?
He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once
Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it's fucking true
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Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.
Who says he pays it?
They way he treats his kids, he is building a legion to hunt him down
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Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.
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spreading like cancer
When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.
Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!
Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.
He promised $15m and $100k / month. Would you honestly sleep with Musk and carry the weirdo's kid for any less? I'd need $20k/mo just to have dinner with the guy once.
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Jesus fucking Christ, your mentality right now is that hush money is okay. You're saying that because she's getting a lot of money she shouldn't complain.
Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D
I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).
I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!
Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…
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It must be said again.
There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.
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Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America's sensitive information.
The important thing is that he's not batshit insane.
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We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.
So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.
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Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.
This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging
This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election
We so far have:
- Trump turning the White House in a Tesla dealership
- Trump putting tarrifs on penguins, but not on Russia
- US warplans leaked because someone doesn't know how to use his phone
- The US becoming a crypto bro.
- The US looking to invade Canada, Mexico, Panama, and Greenland while also looking to extort the rest of the fucking planet.
- The US stealing the Gulf of Mexico from Mexico.
Just to name a few. We are only 4 months into his term people. I'd say Elon humping everything that moves is just a regular tuesday.
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I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.
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