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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

All you people casually interspersing regular posts with porn in your feed scare me. My account had NSFW disabled when I made it, and I've never turned it on.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

i think mine is enabled but I've blocked all the 🌽 instances

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I want to see dirty jokes, triggering content, and gore.

I don't wanna see tiddies or anime children in skimpy outfits.

How can this be a hard problem for the developers to solve??

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 112 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I saw this coming a while ago and started getting myself used to jerking it to stories of Trump embarrassing himself.

My junk's been raw as hell this past week.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dabaldeagul 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Raw irritated penis

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 39 points 7 hours ago

Your dick’s gonna tariff you keep tuggin it

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gooners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 30 points 9 hours ago

lemmynsfw.com

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I see lots of furries and anime chicks still

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] oce@jlai.lu 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You need to block anisocial lewd communities, a few dozens.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What if he's not complaining?

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 hours ago

Well I'm complaining about all the "moe" with children in it. This shit is absurd.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Local is my SFW lemmy. All is where the gifs swim in the porn sea.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I've scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

See, sometimes when I'm on all the points is buried deep. Sometimes it's my first page and a half, and I've blocked some of them because they're not my kink.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I've blocked so many anime, moe, hentai and furry pages it's ridiculous. Beyond those, I don't see much.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah so far I've blocked a handful of furry pages and like 1 or 2 just plain old gay ones. Basically I barely want to acknowledge the existence of my own penis. So if I'm scrolling and a post suddenly jumpscares me with a face full of cock, I block.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Lol that's why I have it so NSFW posts are blurred. Also cause I'm on here in public a lot.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Mine is supposed to. Idk why it doesn't sometimes. It's only supposed to not be blurred if I'm scrolling inside an NSFW community. I'm pretty sure all the posts it's happened with have been properly marked NSFW. But multiple times I've gotten jumpscared with it.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What app do you use? I've got voyager and it's never done that to me.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Uh Eternity I think it's called? Maybe I'll give Voyager a try.

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts...

Why are you looking at me like that?

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Did .world ban NSFW or something?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lemmynsfw.com got put in my blocked instances list. I thought that I must have pocket blocked it, but this thread makes me wonder...

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I blocked it because I browse all and every day dozens of communities were being created. And I don't need porn communities here really. I just didn't want to miss out on the non-porn NSFW content, comics like Oglaf.

Edit: Shit I just remembered it was actually because assholes kept posting SFW pics of celebs causing their NSFW communities to show up.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 8 hours ago

You lot scare me, judging by these replies.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 hours ago
[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You're sorting wrong if you don't see at least 1 porn post every time you refresh the page.

[–] razorsoup@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What sort would you recommend?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 8 hours ago

New Comments is, IMO, the best.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

You need a vpn, my friend

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago