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[–] Fermion 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hegseth has got to stop leaking his chats.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Congratulations!!!!

You win the internet today

[–] Asafum 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol

[–] Gott@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago

Not just a bare ass, but a bare ass with either a beer bong or a turkey baster inserted into it.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As long as it doesn't kill you because you are bypassing your liver and stomach that way and it'd be super easy to overdo it.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Just a few glasses" with no hint of irony

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

That was a segment on "1,000 Ways to Die"

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But not the breath analyser right? Do they use analanalyser, or just bloodtest?

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The breathalyzer tests the alcohol in the breath. An analyzer tests it...well I'll let you figure that out.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What a dimwit whoever named yzers for your bum like that.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn't measure what you drank, but rather what's in your blood.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Found Kavanaugh's alt account!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One day you're just a normal guy, then - BOOF - you're on the supreme court.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

And if you don't remember why, you should unplug your butt

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But they really only test for it if they think you're drinking at work

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

It's r/probation. If he got a DUI or something, he wouldn't be allowed to drink, and they do random testing.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To answer this guy's question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually it's not normal to have blood in your pee

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Naw, i think thats just you.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, you're right, must have been a blockage in the pee tube. I picked around with a needle in there, and now I also get blood. Thanks!

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Always glad to help someone increase their blood flow!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

The poop hole loophole only goes so far.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

I wonder which option their family would prefer...

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

The science says that for it to work, you need two Turkey drumsticks in first to soak up the alcohol quickly afterwards. Even better with mash, carrots and stuffing

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

This is a complete new level of stupid.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Im suprosed wine enemas aren't a recommended cure for Measles by the new and improved health department.