This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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pfft this ridiculous shit - most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people - is disproven easily by reality.
https://www.jalopnik.com/youve-got-to-stop-keeping-your-gun-in-your-car-1850929717/
https://www.jalopnik.com/a-gun-is-stolen-from-a-car-every-9-minutes-in-america-1851472717/
that's a single example of the idiocy. it gets dumber the further you research. Most, bwahahahah
Anon probably deserved it
Exceptions are rare enough that there’s only like one mass shooting a week!
In 2022 or 2023 there was one mass shooting for every day of the year. Anon was simply in the wrong place.
https://www.massshootingtracker.site/
Looks like they're on track for another great year of mass shootings!
90 mass shootings in 101 days! At least 11 days without one, way to go USA.
In any given year, more than half of all gun deaths are suicides, so really it should read...
Go back inside
Shoot self
But how would they type it?
They are a bad shot
So much potential greentext, wasted.
He's lucky his wife didn't have a gun.
Aim center mass babe
If the wife knows where he keeps the guns she could and probably would just as easily shoot him.
People getting stabbed with wives instead of knives now 😔
Sharp women
these goddamn feminists ruin everything
Hey, don't knock it till you try it. It's the newest fad, baby!
/hides_strapon_behind_back_as_spouse_enters_house
this is why we need to regulate wives
I'd say we should just outright make homicide illegal so we don't have to be sexist about it.
yeah, fuck men though, they can stab as many men as they want, as long as they're in a gay relationship.
well yeah obviously gays should be allowed to stab people
Or stabbed by kids because wifi is down ....
Both the "locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious" person and the "gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow" person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: "The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person". Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it's a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn't seem to stop people from repeating it.
You repeated it?
Hmm...
This is some combination of right-wing gun-toting and sexism. A very.... wonderful combination.
most gun owners are safe and cautious
I know some of the most brain dead takes that my friends with guns do. Some gun owners are absolutely crazy when it comes to gun safety and storage.
Another take, I am super on it with gun safety, but not storage. There are never minors allowed in my home, and a gun isn't useful unless you can get to it easily and it's ready to go. Only guns resting inside the safe are unloaded, all the guns that work for a living have loaded magazines and a round in the chamber (I don't own any 1911 pattern guns, if I did, they would not be chambered.) Also, no exposed trigger, everything is in a holster.
I have known a number gun enthusiasts. About half of them have been safe with them. Only one shot themself.
The numbers aren't great.
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Fake. Anon doesn’t have a wife. That would involve talking to a woman.
And gay, for he got impaled from behind.
Be British
Go to the United States
Don't Get Blown up in a Cybertruck
Don't Get Shot up in a mass shooting
Don't Get Robbed shirtless by a home invasion
Don't Get Scammed broke by a crypto-coin shill
Do find the one person in the entire country who insists on doing knife crime
Marry her
Get stabbed to death
Post about it on 4chan
So she was "standing her ground?"
Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife
See that is the problem.
All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.
The amount of guns mechanics find just casually sitting around in customers cars is appalling. They get stolen because people leave guns in their cars and used for crimes.
Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain't no way I'm advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.