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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fedora with safari flaps in the back

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought it would've been the one about the fishes

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

I HATEFUCK MERMAIDS

FISH TOP, HUMAN LEGS AND ASS

BY FAR BEST COMBO