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First thing I thought of when reading this word was: when you are so surprised and alarmed that you spit food or water out of your mouth

A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.

Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.

Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.

The bait you use to go fishing for shawarma

An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.

"The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands."

A very incompetent person. In Dutch (Amsterdam) Jiddish the word is schlemiel.

It's those roughly squared off, dirty, slushy heaps of packed snow that were plowed out of the way after the snowfall and are the only thing left after the rest of the snow has melted.

When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.

It's the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds

The colorful milk mix at the bottom of a bowl of fruity cereal after all the crunchy parts are gone.

It's just being a tiny tiny bit shamed.

I'm not ashamed, just a little shlarmled

A Yiddish insult or the cream that gathers at the side of some people's mouths.

Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn't that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.

it's an antonym for cromulent.

Having disdain for cheap things

The shared sense of alarm, just before a stamped, in herding animals.

e.g.

The air was electric, the shlarmled herd on edge, it felt like a fly landing on an ear would start the stamped.

When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.

A dog's tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.

Sounds like a food

The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.

Its like when something you're melting is between the state of hard and soft and gooey. "I took the cheese out of the oven, but it was a little shlarmley for my taste, so I put it back in."