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I'm an owl AMA (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

nowai

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Hoohoo or hoothoot?

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ll dip YOU in gravy

soviet-pout

[–] drippylilkitten@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you really an owl, or a human in an owl costume?

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How many poor mice do you eat a day?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stinky?

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Owl, what do you stand for?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How many licks to get to the center of the lollipop?

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Y r u soggy ?

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i heard owls are wise so as an owl do you have any particular investment advice in these turbulent times?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Do you have rat bones in your feces

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

How are you feeling?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

So owl pellets....taste better or worse than when it went down?