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submitted 14 hours ago by BinzyBoi@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 minutes ago

Let's send Luigi on a cruise

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

A CEO was a bad guy? A CEO is the hero of the people. They would never be evil!

[–] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 7 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 12 hours ago

First American Financial Corp, a home title loan insurance company. Wow.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.

International waters? That's a keel haulin'!

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Best way to scrub the barnacles off

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Aye matey, tis the best use of CEOs at sea!

[–] noride@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago

I'll bet anything they don't even fire this guy.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Put him in a straight jacket and keep him in solitary.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If it's on a ship, they'll lock him in the brig.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

It's a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.