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submitted 5 hours ago by BinzyBoi@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

A CEO was a bad guy? A CEO is the hero of the people. They would never be evil!

[–] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 3 hours ago

First American Financial Corp, a home title loan insurance company. Wow.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

Put him in a straight jacket and keep him in solitary.

[–] noride@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago

I'll bet anything they don't even fire this guy.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.

International waters? That's a keel haulin'!