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submitted 14 hours ago by BinzyBoi@lemmy.ca to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.

International waters? That's a keel haulin'!

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Best way to scrub the barnacles off

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Aye matey, tis the best use of CEOs at sea!