Haha, these Onion articles are getting really goofy.
Url is guardian.com
We are fucked, aren't we?
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I doubt we would be so lucky but it surely will ruin their insurance business lol.
Man creates capitalism.
Capitalism creates climate crisis.
Climate crisis destroys capitalism.
Climate crisis destroys man.
...Woman inherits the earth?
I mean, essentially yes.
Reminds me of this cute lil short story: https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/treks-end/
Oh wow, I loved that. Thank you for sharing.
Oops, my bad.
silver fucking lining
Yeah so I don't think what comes next is going to feel like a silver lining.
I think this is what Musk is up to.
He's laying the groundwork to maintain power when things turn to shit. They want a feudal / authoritarian structure. You need serfs toiling away in the toxic wasteland to support the privileged few living under the dome.
Trump doesn't care because he will be dead soon.
Trump doesn’t care because he will be dead soon.
Also because he's a narcissistic asshole. Most people who will be dead soon still care about what happens to their world and the world of everyone they know after they're gone.
i agree, but i imagine they are doing it because they know capitalism is crumbling. of course they do, if its obvious for us now it was obvious for them 30 years ago.
what makes me hopeful is that i think they are not gonna make it. we might be just fine if we manage survive the backlash.
Yeah. I'm not so confident. The fact that Trump got elected in a free and fair election doesn't fill me with confidence.
We're sailing in to troubled times and things are looking fairly bleak, yet the people that voted for Trump are never going to acknowledge that they were wrong and that they need to re-consider their political ideologies.
I do however believe that Trump and Musk have unleashed a shit storm of biblical proportions and that they have no understanding of just how bad they've fucked up.
Capitalism on track to destroy climate, warns everyone
Capitalism is on track to destroy capitalism even sooner.
Lol, in the end capitalism will bring social equality 💀
Guess the capitalists were filthy commies all along.
Here is the thing about equality, everyone’s equal when they’re dead! — ~~Gavroche~~ Adam Smith
It will not bring equality, it just reverts to might is right.
We never left might makes right, we just dressed it up all pretty. I was referring the the equality of extinction.
Communism is a system where man exploits his fellow man - capitalism - it's the other way around.
I wish… doesn’t seem likely at this point.
If only even sooner could be like, even sooner sooner. Please?
I think they are trying to cash out before the world checks out.
Won’t someone think of the cost of our own extinction
Them lazy socialists will use any excuse to avoid work!
"boo hoo we're tired! We're starving! Our lungs burn when we breathe! This is a recorded message, We've gone extinct!"
No one wants to work anymore...
Well if your part of the cancer, mourning that you've almost killed your host makes sense...
Not if a trade war can destroy it first!