Why won't anyone love me?
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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Oof.
Sometimes the simplest things hit the hardest.
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He heard the old ”Hitler was a vegetarian” spiel.
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...in hell.
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Is this real? Patton 2 (2025)?
"Nobody ever won a price war by making promises they can keep. You win a price war by making the other guy accountable! Or something. I don't know I'm paying alimony to like 20 people. Money goes through my fingers like shit goes through a goose!"
Musk is a Green Bay fan? What's next, a Zack Snyder crossover?
I mean, if he really thinks that will make anybody like him, then yeah I'm sure.
Actually...
