Guy in the beige shirt accidentally came out wearing his little brother's face.
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Hahaha this response deserves its own post in this community. 🤣
Alex Horne got jacked.
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This is an example of more dollars than sense. They look terrible and paid good money for the privilege.
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That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.
I’m not a complete fucking bellend.
I'm at 89% on the bellend-o-meter myself at the moment, I'm afraid that if I go over 90% I'll have to dress like them!!
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think you should subject everyone in public to having to see the entire shape of your cock and balls in pants that are so tight you can't even walk in them.
Well I'm a pervert, and that's a hard disagree from me. Very hard.
"What's preventing you from dressing like this?"
My moderate self esteem.
I can't stand tight clothes especially shirts. There are very few things more annoying and uncomfortable than a shirt that desperately wants to burrow into your armpit.
As for the pants I can't say I'd enjoy needing a changing partner:
What's preventing me? For one, actually having taste in clothing.
I am not dressing for you. I am dressing for my own comfort and to satisfy legal requirements.
Men, what's preventing you to dress like this?
The fact that my girlfriend would die from laughter if I did.
Life insurance for her, buddy
They've all got chicken legs
Left guy is fine, I think. Proportional and his clothes fit. The ripped knees are questionable but w/e if he wants to tell us he's on his knees all day I won't judge.
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Not wanting to look like Douchebag McDouchebagface is what's stopping people from looking like that.
i dont want my balls squished. and want to be comfortable
My nuts would never forgive me
They almost look shrink wrapped
Also I try not to wear plastics.
Because I don't shop in the kids section.
Walking in with my pants rolled up to mid-calf and the knees busted out like I've been giving head at the local truck stop for the last three weeks. I've got a full head of hair, yet I insist on shaving everything but the crown. I absolutely cannot grow a beard, and I refuse to get a proper shave. I'm wearing a watch in the year 2025, purely to show off how much money I can throw at one of the only allowed men's accessories. Neck. Tattoos. There's a 50/50 chance I'm wearing socks.
The entire cast of the Jersey Shore is lining up to get my number. Everyone else is staying at the distance necessary not to smell the patchouli.
- I prefer to wear socks
- I used to be fat, so skin tight shirts don't look good on me
- I like button up shirts
- In cool weather when I wear long trousers, I prefer not to have my ankles frozen
- In hot weather I'm keeping as much of my legs bare as available men's bottom wear allows
All in all I don't like that style. I knew a boy who liked that style as a youth, he was a arsehole
Give it about ten years and the popular style will pendulum back to fitted/tight clothing.
Just like it was before the current baggy trend and after the previous baggy trend, which was preceded by another tight trend, which was preceded by another baggy trend, and so on and so on
I wonder how much momentum there is in that pendulum?
I think it started swinging (at least in America) in the 30's. Between the scarcity of the depression and rationing during the war, fashions tended toward minimal. Then in the abundance of the 50's you got big puffy poodle skirts and zoot suits because we finally had a surplus.
I've managed to buy clothes since I left the eighth grade.
Dudes look like a still image for a gay fashion themed Sims 4 pack
The gays probably have better fashion sense
Real ones know gays mostly wear carharts and dickies
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The ability to move without squeaking.
Their arms are as big as their thigh. How can you even do that?
By skipping leg day
Skipping leg day
They are suffering from Upside-Down Light Bulb Syndrome.
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Leg day.
Because I don’t aspire to drive an Audi.
Because I'm 55 years old and would—shockingly—even appear more of a buffoon than they?
Seems like a fairly good reason to me.
- You will have my sword
- And my axe
- And my bow
- I'm looking for Horcruxes
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Totally not gay, bro
What's this? The chess club? Robotics? They look like nerds. Twerps even. Real dorks.
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