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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's nothing funny about guard geese. They don't fuck around

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

They're honking expensive, though.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

My cousin's wedding was at her friend's farm that had signs saying "Beware of the geese" all over the place. I thought they were a joke but apparently their dogs are too friendly to guard the property so they normally have a colony of guard geese that roams around and is very violent.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

In ancient Rome, geese are credited by the historian Livy for giving the alarm when Gauls invaded (see Battle of the Allia).[9][10][11] Geese were subsequently revered in the supplicia canum annual sacrifice, and the Romans later founded a temple to Juno, to whom the geese were considered sacred.

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