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Guard Goose 3000 - Available Today Only (trailer-alarm.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Nougat@fedia.io to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

My cousin's wedding was at her friend's farm that had signs saying "Beware of the geese" all over the place. I thought they were a joke but apparently their dogs are too friendly to guard the property so they normally have a colony of guard geese that roams around and is very violent.