Political Memes

Couch Fucker: Denmark isn't doing enough to keep Greenland safe!

Reporter: Safe from who?

Couch Fucker: From us of course!

Why does he look like a New Vegas NPC?

American politicians are a disgrace I find it hard to understand how people can be paid to lie, destroy diplomatic relationships, victimise veterans and what will be collapse the economy

General Zod wore it better, makeup and all.

"Denmark isn't doing enough to keep Greenland safe... from America."

FTFY (Finished This For You)

Dear anyone from Greenland: Given how little of a shit the US Government cares about the US, I hope you aren't falling for this bullshit.

He is trying to look like Zelensky. How pathetic is that??

Denmark indeed didn't do enough to keep Greenland safe. They let Vance go there.

Go fuck a couch, Vance. No one cares. Trump just grabbed you by your bussy so he could have someone who criticized him to scream "yes Daddy" when he pissed on your face. Posturing coward.

where is his suit? I can't take him seriously as a politician without a suit. otherwise he's just a suitless jackass.

WTF is going on anymore?! I feel like we are living in a fever dream.

This is mafioso protection racket language.

"Be a real shame if someone came into your shop and busted up the place... Howz about youz guys let us take ownership? You can still manage the joint and we'll protect it as a favor to youz. We take all the risk."

Denmark = the flawed boyfriend who knows he's been letting her down and is trying to fix it.

Greenland = the pretty girl who is tired of her boyfriend's behavior, but wants to make it work because he is trying to improve.

America = the nice guy incel who who used to be Denmark's best friend and thinks he has a chance with the girl.

America doesn't understand that Greenland isn't interested. America doesn't understand that Greenland isn't her boyfriend's property. America doesn't understand that Greenland is her own woman with her own hopes and dreams. She's nothing more than a pretty girl he wants to boost his ego. She keeps telling him that she's trying to work it out with her boyfriend and even if they decide to break up she still doesn't want to be with America.

America = that's just your boyfriend talking. I know you want me.

Proceeds to harrass and stalk her wherever she goes with unwanted advances and ignores her rejections. Makes alphamale threats toward Denmark who is just standing there like "please respect my girlfriend's boundaries."

Tune in next time when we find out if America decides to cross over from stalking and threats to rape and murder or if he finally accepts the rejection.

Did this fuckwit steal Zelenskis look?

checking in from J.D. Vance's hometown. fucker has no connection to reality. city council logs from early 2025 show his mom, of Hillbilly Elegy fame, demanding they do some shit to acknowledge the boy and his little adventures in governance.

Isn't it for the Greenland's to say whether Denmark has "done a good job by the people of Greenland"? He is just the most pathetic, spineless simp ever.

Backdrop of military folk because:

• They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
• Because of The Implication
• Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown

why is vance copying zelensky dress code.

EU countries need to start making plans to remove us bases by force and destroy any US forces if necessary.

And while PP now denies it, he IS on board with the filth and hate enveloping the U.S. VOTE in the most important election of our lifetime. Do not be complacent as the population to the south of us were in their last election! Even their people are warning us.

Did he say thank you even once?

Ok, I generally have a low opinion of lemmings, but I thought even you dumbshits would have figured this out by now. Let me spell it out for you:

CLAIMING THAT A PLACE'S CITIZENS ARE UNDER EXTERNAL THREAT IS A VERY COMMON PRETEXT FOR INVASION. IT IS LITERALLY EXACTLY THE EXCUSE RUSSIA USED IN UKRAINE. WHEN THE INVASION BEGINS, THE US WILL BE CLAIMING IT IS NECESSARY TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE OF GREENLAND.

Vance doesn't believe this shit. No one believes this shit. He doesn't expect anyone to believe this shit. He is publicly signaling to the world that the US is actively preparing to seize Greenland by force.

Did he say thank you once ?

Empty suit, empty fake uniform.

I'd say the people of Greenland are way safer under Denmark than the US for one simple reason, public healthcare.

And other public safety nets to prevent people dying.

"We'd best close that foreign air base then."