OP would make a great hunter
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
363 points (95.3% liked)
Greentext
6028 readers
1307 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
why are you posting empty 4chan screenshots?
what? It wasn't empty. There was, um, something about... hmm I don't remember.
try burping and then saying "oh fuck yeah that's good" as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you're coming and they know what you'll smell like
And if you can't burp, you can instead fart.
I hate fartin and wastin' it, I'd rather burp and be tastin' it!
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say "ugghhh god yea" so again they know What to expect
load more comments
(1 replies)
It's also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
I think the problem is that
Um
What was I talking about again?
That's some medieval ass logic
I have this too. It's when you move too silent. I just start conversations by saying DO NOT BE AFRAID with the voice in their head. Can recommend.
What have we learned? Anon is boring and wearing soft shoes.
might also have a problem with walking normally (constantly crouching, making stealth higher)
Does he have a bow?
and my axe?
I'm pretty sure the axe would make them more noticeable.
Stealth Axer meta
load more comments
(1 replies)
Ooor, someone had to "survive" their family's bullshit and being unseen was the best way to do it. Then it became so ingrained in said someone's existential fingerprint, that they're now a ninja without even realising it.
You don't need some tragic family background to be soulless creature wearing human costume.
Yeah, bullying at school works too.
Yeah I'm like this and it's not really a trauma thing for me. I'm just autistic and ADHD which basically means I take advice too seriously and I have a bad habit of getting into someone's field of view or in their way by accident. As a result of being advised to be less visible every time I got in someone's view, I accidentally became invisible. It's something I've been working on lately actually and I've noticed I scare people less often since I started thinking about it
And one day when we flee
From our sweet misery
And shed our human costumes then
Revealing somewhat smaller men
Go off to work and then back again
load more comments
(2 replies)
I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”
And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.
I get alot of people thinking I'm someone else.
Maybe we fought and died together in another life stranger, but I don't know you in this one.
I am like this and do not understand it. Literally the other day a FedEx guy remembered me because he was my brother's friend, another guy said he remembered me from 2nd grade. Neither of them at all familiar to me, and this happens regularly. I could never be a spy. It's not looks, I'm average in looks. This is not a small town either.
They need a cow bell
Aye!!!! More cowbell!!!
A half dozen keychains has the same effect without being quite so odd
He should play basketball with that superpower
Anon no basket
They should start wearing juggalo makeup
Approach where they can see you in their line of vision but not directly. Approach at a 45 degree angle.
Live SCP, image of anon is a cognitohazard.
I also have weak presence, but I like joking about actually being a ninja
I call it my 'stealth field,' because I can turn it off. It just defaults to on.
IDK, since my soul was collected people seem to unconsciously avoid me, and eye contact that lasts for a second would seem long, if he can describe having a conversation I suspect it's something else.
Very sad when someone innocent gets caught in the range of a false hydra's song
I like to say 'knock knock' to get someone's attention, seems to be a little less starting than a hand on the shoulder.
i have this attribute… i always figured it was because im on the scary side of tall….
but i also have a thing where at restaurants, the server frequently forgets my order… they’ll get everyone else at the table, but when the food comes, mine isn’t there….
it’s happened so many times i avoid any place with a waiter/waitress….
You can use this power to be an incredible hypnotist or subtly manipulate people
bros a blank
Hollowborn !
You just need to wear something bright--doesn't have to happy bright though, could be like a bright green skull on your shirt or something, bright coloured shoes with black attire. Own that spooky vibe. Lean into it. Be proud of it. You're not soulless, just a spooky ghoul and spooky ghouls are great.
I can ~~see~~ read posts of dead people!
OP is a high level rouge with a CHA dump stat.
The Schwa Was Here