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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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try burping and then saying "oh fuck yeah that's good" as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you're coming and they know what you'll smell like
And if you can't burp, you can instead fart.
I hate fartin and wastin' it, I'd rather burp and be tastin' it!
With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
You mean like this?
That's elite!
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say "ugghhh god yea" so again they know What to expect
Username checks out.
It's also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.