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[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 5 hours ago

This is exactly what I mean when is at it also.

[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

I used to hate seeing thoughts and prayers crap, but as I've grown, I've become more tolerant, sometimes you see something and you cant do a thing directly to help and you just wanna put the reality of your feelings out into the universe, it's a hope thing.

[–] Patrik@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

care bears melting a Nazis face

My reaction to your good vibes.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Atheists: what are some good comforting words to use in place of religious/metaphysical crap like this or thoughts and prayers?

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Talking in terms of hope or wishing them luck is a good substitute. Serves the same purpose, but doesn't carry the god baggage. It also has the extra benefit of sounding more sincere, since it's just non-standard enough to give the impression that you actually put thought into your well-wishes without sounding seriously unusual.

My go-to is actually variations of "I have faith in you" and then encourage them based on whichever one of their strengths is most applicable. For example: "You're smart. I have faith that you'll spot whatever opportunity presents itself next."

And of course, there is the classic atheist thing of replacing the thoughts and prayers with actual help. A lot of the instances where thoughts and prayers are actually appropriate include times where they need emotional support, which costs nothing but time and energy.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The most comforting thing you can generally offer someone is presence and acknowledgment in my experience as an atheist nurse. The whole point of platitudes being looked down on is that they're generally seen as insincere.

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wish you the best.

I wish you a lot of strength to get through the situation.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

Classics! Work well for most things.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If I were dying, or lost my job, or had a bereavement; I would find any one of these to be incredibly comforting:

May the force be with you

Live long and prosper

Here's looking at you kid

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Cowabanga

Apes together strong

If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead.

You have my sword, and my bow, and my axe.

Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

I'll be back

Which would be worse, to live a monster or to die a good man

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Thanks! I'm saving this in my notes for future reference!

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 4 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Comforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don't believe in magic, so they haven't developed any incantations.

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, comforting people is a form of social interaction. We are social animals and that helps us to survive bad situations. No magic in that.

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Social interaction is magic. You have an organ for creating special waves that transmit your thoughts into other people's heads? That's just telepathy. Language is a superpower. And it only works because everyone believes a bunch of vibrating air molecules can have meaning, which is some spiritual woo-woo.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

We need to think of some then!

How about:

"On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .01%, so buck up!"

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Probably wouldn't work very well if you're talking to a terminal patient

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Would have to redo the math for sure.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

This actually sounds great.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

"I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won't got to Hell when you die."

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I didn't know there were other care-creatures besides bears

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Care Bear Cousins was a spinoff that didn’t last long but made an impression.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Care cousins call!

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The care Bears movie was most illuminating in that regard. Tenderheart Bear has a cousin: Lionheart Bear.

I was a kid in the 80s, during that sweet spot of Care Beardom.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I remember them too. There were also comics.
And this guy:

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 5 hours ago

There are dozens of us!

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Swiftheart was my favorite. I loved all the cousins. There was a penguin too, if I recall correctly. I was obsessed with Care Bears as a kid. Seeing this image hit me like a truck. The point of the meme completely lost to me as I drown in a sea of nostalgia.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

That's how I imagine them being sent when I say it. Glad we're on the same page

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't see it, but I am giving you an absolutely fierce Care-Bear Stare!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Daddy, that person is Staring at me

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Prismatic Spray. That shit didn't fuck around.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

still more real than thoughts and prayers

[–] hark@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

They're totally pissing.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

That group of Goth Care Bears blasting out black light

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ4abo1IiB4

Sending my love, what a wonderful feeling