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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Atheists: what are some good comforting words to use in place of religious/metaphysical crap like this or thoughts and prayers?

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 1 points 25 minutes ago (1 children)

Comforting people with your voice is a form of magic and atheists don't believe in magic, so they haven't developed any incantations.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 1 points 3 minutes ago

We need to think of some then!

How about:

"On average, the chances of you dying in the next week are only .1%, so buck up!"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

That's how I imagine them being sent when I say it. Glad we're on the same page

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Prismatic Spray. That shit didn't fuck around.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

still more real than thoughts and prayers

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I didn't know there were other care-creatures besides bears

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The care Bears movie was most illuminating in that regard. Tenderheart Bear has a cousin: Lionheart Bear.

I was a kid in the 80s, during that sweet spot of Care Beardom.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

The Care Bear Cousins was a spinoff that didn’t last long but made an impression.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You can't see it, but I am giving you an absolutely fierce Care-Bear Stare!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago

Daddy, that person is Staring at me

[–] hark@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

They're totally pissing.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

That group of Goth Care Bears blasting out black light

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ4abo1IiB4

Sending my love, what a wonderful feeling