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[–] zout@fedia.io 216 points 1 week ago (10 children)

As a European I have to say, you are very optimistic about our train schedules.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (10 children)

The blind hope that somewhere in this world there is a functioning public transit system is all that keep me going some days. Let me have this

[–] iii@mander.xyz 63 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Tokyo I've heard. For sure not Europe. Halve of the scheduled trains didn't run today in Belgium.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Switzerland is pretty good at well with trains.

[–] abcd@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard they are so good that they point it out in announcements when a delay was caused by foreign trains (Looking at you Deutsche Bahn)

[–] fristislurper 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha, DB also does this with foreign delays. I've been in a German train starting in Amsterdam that left 5 mins late - they mentioned it at every stop until Munich.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago

They were just happy it wasn't them for once.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A swiss train operator excused the 30 sec delay

The german trains measure delays in 5 minutes intervals, everything under 5 minutes in punctual.

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you're German, RIP in peace.

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[–] ultranaut@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As an American, this is exactly correct. The last time I tried to take Amtrak the train literally did not show up and they told us they had no way to contact it and didn't know where it was. After waiting many hours with no change in status I finally gave up. The last time I actually rode Amtrak it was multiple hours late and cost about the same as a plane ticket.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 87 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Japanese transit users: "Don't worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds."

[–] witx@lemmy.sdf.org 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you're late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow's paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think you may have Europe confused with Japan.

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait, you guys have trains?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait, you guys have trains?

Depending on whether the stars are right. Or whether you need to cross the tracks - there's always one when you need to cross the tracks.

[–] MrVilliam@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

there's always one when you need to cross the tracks.

This, but you ever notice that it's pretty much never passenger trains? This efficient mode of transportation is largely designed for and used by industry rather than for travel or commute. The exception is within big enough cities like DC and NYC to get from one side of the city to the other or anywhere between. Sure there are some trains that go between cities, but they're largely unreliable because passenger cars yield to industrial freight, and so people are less inclined to opt for them over planes or cars, and so there are fewer trains available to go wherever you're going in the window you're trying to go. So you book a flight instead.

I'd take a long train ride over a road trip any fucking day. I don't understand anybody who would rather drive than chill and read a book or play games or watch movies or nap.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

This, but you ever notice that it’s pretty much never passenger trains? This efficient mode of transportation is largely designed for and used by industry rather than for travel or commute.

Yet massive amounts of goods are shipped long-distance via truck anyway, clogging up highways and polluting far more per-ton and per-mile moved.

Truly the worst of both worlds! USA! USA! USA!

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, we have so many trains. They go everywhere, we have a very comprehensive network of them

Oh wait... Did you mean passenger trains?

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 57 points 1 week ago (8 children)

As an American, I don't have access to trains, buses, bike lanes, sidewalks or even a shoulder on the road. The last time I tried to walk home from the tire shop two miles away, three people stopped to offer me a ride because it is that dangerous. I live inside the 275 loop that runs around Cincinnati.

[–] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yeah, my “Public Transit” option on google maps is entirely greyed out. This is my daily commute to work:

It’s always entertaining to see the Europeans go “lol just ditch your car, it has to start somewhere” like it wouldn’t require me to move my entire family across town, (and pay 3x as much rent to live in the city…) Like I don’t even have the option of taking public transit, because there are no connecting lines between my home and my job. Literally none. The nearest bus stop is almost as far away as my job, and it’s in the opposite direction.

And to be clear, that 2+ hour walk would be on a highway with no sidewalk. I’d be dead on day 1. If I wanted to avoid the highway, the walk would be closer to 4.5 hours; The highway is the only direct path.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's so sad that it's just greyed out lol. Even google maps is like, nah you're fucked dude

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[–] LordWiggle@lemm.ee 46 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Although there are many improvements to be made, like international euro rail connecting the capitals, better prices, a reliable DB and most importantly EU standard track system, I love our euro rails.

But I've gotta confess, the fact the US train is called Marc is kinda cool.

"Hey, I wonder where Marc is. Is he coming?"

"Nah men, Marc is completely derailed again. He burned down an entire town and he's toxic AF."

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[–] RQG@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Deutsche Bahn has entered the chat.

[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

...that's the shanghai maglev

edit: it was built by siemens though, so get a few euro wank points.

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[–] privsecfoss@feddit.dk 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

The problem with trains is they are public (under)founded. The rich and powerfull with political influence don't want working public transportation because less carsales, oil, gasoline etc.

Which explains why Musk prevented a high speed train in the US with his hyperloop. We all need to buy EV"s which have most of the downsides of traditional cars.

When we could have clean, fast and comfortable public transportation.

EDIT: Spelling.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not a problem with trains; that's a problem with the rich and powerful having political influence.

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[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Which is why he ~~prevented~~ delayed a high speed train in the US. To my knowledge, they are still constructing it.

Just checked: it's still underway. 119 miles currently under construction. From Bakersfield to Madera, with most of the rail near Madera completed.

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[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

American here - I recently started taking the train to go to work! Previously I couldn't due to no trains scheduled for the return home trip after my shift was over, but after getting a new schedule, I got on board the train! So far in the past two months, I've already had a few instances of the train being delayed or missing it entirely. One day, the train was delayed by 30 minutes and stated they would be held for an unknown amount of time to put out a fire on the tracks at a station ahead - drove into work that day. Another day, the train was delayed by 5 minutes. Outside of that, I was late to the train by like 5 minutes and it left without me (still adjusting to early morning schedule).

So far, I like taking the train much more than driving the car.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

funny but inaccurate

i live in vienna. the train comes so often, nobody bothers to check the schedule anymore. just wait 2 mins, enter, go.

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[–] FossilVerbrechen@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I am here to represent the germans. The country where the only thing we agree about is, how fucking shit our trains are

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[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where is this magical European place with trains that are only .5sec delayed? Our public transit authority considers train "on time" if they're no more than 20min late...and still, less than 80% of trains are "on time"...

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 24 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Wait until you hear about German trains.

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago

Can't be late if it doesn't arrive at all.

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[–] geography082@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Which eu countries? Most of eu countries are on second meme

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[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 22 points 1 week ago (18 children)

As an American living in a region with halfway decent (by American standards) public transit, I feel like I hear more comments aligned with the European side than the American side. If public transit has literally any downsides, that's justification enough to drive for so many people.

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[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

It's not like a BMW is more reliable.

[–] Addition@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every BMW comes with a complimentary jar of blue electrical smoke. 💨

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[–] Vahenir@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You clearly havent heard of swedish trains.

The railroad here is a bad joke at this point, mainly due to shutting down the organization that was responsible for maintainence and shoving it into another agency that has no clue. As a bonus the new agency doesn't even do the repair work themselves but hires contractors at the lowest bidder. So stuff breaks constantly, which causes delays.

At this point just getting the rail network to "normal" standards would cost billions. Let alone expanding it to cope with current traffic levels.

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[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile in Japan: Train is 30 seconds late "here's a letter for your employer explaining why you were only 29 minutes and 30 seconds early for your 8 hour shift that will inevitably have an additional 8 hours of unpaid overtime tacked on to it."

[–] randombullet@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Deutsch Bahn would like a word.

I often take my car because it's so damn unreliable.

Not once, not twice, but three times I've sat on a train for 2+ hours without moving within the past 2 years.

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