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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 45 minutes ago

share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you're one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn't figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I was thinking SimTower.

[–] Mixel@feddit.org 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

With that you can maybe read a whole part of a java stacktrace!

[–] jon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You'll still need dual monitors if you want to read the whole class names.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

"I'm looking for a game that has the aspect ratio of a person"

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago

Try Teeeeeeeeeetris

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Unite with the princess at the end would be great resolution of a game 😋 !

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Ikaruga would be perfect for you!

(I remember putting my square CRT TV on its side for this game's vertical mode lol)

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure Dwarf Fortress has a mode/plugin for that resolution.

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

just get the base version of bay12games, it will scale just fine!

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 81 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

How do you know op is gay?

Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't have a dog house.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh. Well yeah obviously then. That's logic.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno if this is the reference I think it is, but if it is, isn't it supposed to be a lawn mower not a dog house?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If you're thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I've always heard it as a doghouse, but I'm sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fair enough lol

My version goes something along the lines of no lawn mower > no lawn mowing > no wife to tell him to mow lawn > gay

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Ah, see, that actually makes a lot more sense. This one is no dog house > no dog > not a family man > gay. Very atomic family era.

[–] dawnslayer@moist.catsweat.com 52 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAN

[–] Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

🎷🎷🎷

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 hours ago

Long man will go down in history as a legend perhaps even a god

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 105 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 29 points 11 hours ago

damn that would be gnarly

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago
[–] tiles@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Downwell lol

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer... I understand everything that I'm supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago

Ehhhh I say chaotic neutral. Evil would be diagonal.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 10 hours ago

I could definitely put the Smoke On The Water tabs up there.
For when the ladies come over.

[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

BUY MORE MONITORS

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 11 hours ago

You just need more monitors to make a normal aspect ratio!

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Now you see, this is the kind of display you need to play the Laterally Unplayable Factorio Challenge

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The tower sitting on the edge corner there is triggering my anxiety

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

But the wall is on both sides so it can't fall. It might slip but nothing catastrophic would happen.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago

You don’t understand anxiety

[–] Shape4985@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 hours ago

Full screen jump king?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Seriously though, there’s a lot of bullet hell that are suddenly available to you, on a screen like that.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

Which slot machine is this?

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

youtube shorts

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I legit want this for reviewing logs.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I made a kind of T-Fighter setup
In the middle a high and wide horizontal screen and on each side a virtual screen for logs or header files

Imho that's just perfect

[–] Sickduck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Astroids. Gotta see those stones from miles away.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 hours ago

Asteroids just loop around on all sides. It’s the UFOs you gotta watch out for.

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 hours ago

Try turning the monitor so it faces the wall and then play from memory. Games are generally better in your memory (also faster).

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

Ultra tate mode.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 12 hours ago

Try mobile games

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