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Lemmy Be Wholesome

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We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I've never had communication so effortless. It's like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that's how you know)!

After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.

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[–] DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 14 hours ago

i was really confused for a second, until i discovered it was good bait.

Good shitpost.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 14 hours ago

Til Fediverse chick spam is my rage trigger.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but a dating community on Lemmy has potential.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I met my spouse of 15 years (so far) on Craigslist personals. My big selling points were a picture of my actual face and a detailed essay about what I wanted.

No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.

...that's literally just most dating apps? The categories and prompts only exist because people generally suck at writing about themselves, or even understanding what other people might want to know.

I'm also biased, having found my partner on an app 🤷‍♂️

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So this is how I find out I've been dumped.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

She's just doing this to make me jealous

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 35 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hilarious joke, but I wish it was posted to /c/shitpost instead. It will get removed from here, making a good joke lost.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 15 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Cross posted it there just now. Thanks for reminding.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 188 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is an incredible shitpost. Every lemmy-specific meme so far has felt forced and lame but this one is a thing of beauty.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 33 points 1 day ago

It was generated organically and heavy users know where it is from haha

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

That's my polish girlfriend!!! She writes me a lot, she must love me. This cannot be!

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 58 points 23 hours ago

Motherfucker, that's my girlfriend!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 30 points 21 hours ago

Quality shitpost.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

You picked NICHOLE? Instead of ME, NICHOLAS? HOW DARE YOU?!? 😡😡😡

(Btw you can call me the TSAR OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN EMPIRE 🤗)

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 114 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Not gonna be active on Fediverse tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't PM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Fediverse degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)"

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

I don’t understand. 😵‍💫

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[–] technohippie@slrpnk.net 138 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hey why are you talking with my girlfriend?? Her name is Nicole from Toronto isn't it?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 102 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck off she's my girlfriend, she messaged me personally

[–] technohippie@slrpnk.net 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you fuck off I'm going to talk to her right now

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago

I see what you're trying to do. But honestly, her past is none of my business. I'm focused on our future together.

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

losers, I get scammed by girls who are WAY hotter!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I have to give credit for this scammer knowing the Lemmy audience. Would they have as much of a chance of replies with a generic supermodel picture here?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago

That's a neat observation

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 32 points 23 hours ago

Oh yeah, I saw her-- She was "single and in my area", so OP and I must be neighbors. Hey Neighbor.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No no no nO not th fedicerse chick :sob:

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve got so many messages from her too. Strangely, it’s always a very similar picture that looks like her laptop got hacked.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So ... this person is actually secretly connecting y'all together by having you bond over the shared experience?

Amazing!

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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I kind of recognize her... who was she?

Edit: Oh shit the spammer that's DM'd me... that's why. I blocked her right after I got the mail so I forgot about it.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 55 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Has anyone actually messaged this “person”? I assume this is some kind of scam but I am always curious where they go and how they work. But not enough to investigate personally.

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I've been offering free rimjobs on lemmy and I'm still lonely 😖

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You should start offering Skyrim jobs.

Your loneliness status won't be affected tho.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Downvoters are just jealous!

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Looking forward to the lemmyshitwedding

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