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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Neptune isnt blue and there's nothing you can do

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 64 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

i wish all unnecessary censors a very FUUUUCKKK YOUUUUUU

[–] anas@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hey you can’t swear on the internet, reported /s

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

why do people always get worked up about this?

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Look ma, I'm swearing on the internet. No matter the content they comment under, they prove themselves incapable of actually engaging in a discussion. It's always the same pointless "CeNsOrShIp BaD" adding absolutely zero value to the comment section. Don't even try to argue with that crowd, they'll downvote you into oblivion.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Since you want an answer so bad that Youre willing to just assume shit about why I personally find it annoying, I'll tell you why I find it annoying.

I find it annoying because it symbolizes the commercialization and monetization of the internet. The only reason this shit is done is to make content more "advertiser friendly". There was a point in time where you could say the worst, most heinous shit and nobody would even care because they did it to. Then the internet started to become more about "getting that bag" and everyone started to self censor. This no doubt came from a monetized Instagram page that had to keep their sponsors happy. The shit where content creators replace "rape" & "grape", "cocaine" & "coca cola", "died"/"killed" & "unalived" is pure fucking nonsense as well. You know what youre saying, I know what youre saying, but youre saying it weird so the fucking AI doesnt demonetize your shit because you'd prefer to make money over have respect for the story youre telling. Its ridiculous, stupid and the reason I dont support any content creator that participates in this bullshit. This is the internet, I'm an adult. If there are kids here, thats their parents problem. A phone is not a babysitter. Im going to continue to say fuck.

Have a nice fucking day I hope this helps you continue to be a jackass on the internet who assumes shit about other people without even using your brain to critically think for more than 2 milliseconds, and remember to down vote me to fucking oblivion 😋

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 14 points 8 hours ago

Cause it's fucking bullshit

[–] thedarkfly 42 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The censorship makes it worse actually

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 13 hours ago

clearly it says "I will caress you with my bare hands"

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 73 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 90 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

FUCK YEAH BROTHER AROOOOOO

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Now we need one like that for when they censor "kill"

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 18 hours ago

No you cannot! Mods, ban this fucker now, pls

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

You can go straight to the source and find out! There's no bad crop or anything (though there does appear to be an unavoidable cookie pop-up).

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 15 hours ago

Alternative frontends are the best

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Pfft it still has supersonic wind and diamond rain, it's cool

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 19 hours ago

And a retrograde moon!

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] four@lemmy.zip 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the discovery of default cube planet

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 8 hours ago

What about monkey head planet?

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

the gods deleted it when the universe was created

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I can't believe the first thing I thought when I was scrolling and saw this image was "straight flush". My brain has been broken by balatro.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

🪐🪐🪐🌎🌏

[–] SteveNashFan@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Nope!

It haunts my dreams.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Human-visible universe is boring :(

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

Imagine how much cooler a telescope would look to a snake

I wish I could see infrared

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago

so much grey :(

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s the colour of Uranus…

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well we still have Jupiter and Saturn.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Do we though? I'm questions all planet colors now. They have lied to me before.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Next thing they tell me, Earth isn't blue.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, amateur astronomers can make out some of the clouds with a decent-sized reflector, and have even taken photos for us.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago

It was a joke...

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Just see different wavelengths, easy.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 18 hours ago

Don't remind me of this it makes me sad