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I'm bending reality to my will (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 day ago by rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee to c/wizards@lemmy.world

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[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Can you pick up some frozen peas?

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

A puppy?

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[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Perfectly balanced

[–] runeko@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick

[–] M4t1cc@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

One downvote, please

Edit: this is fucking bullshit...

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago

Australian downvote.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Some potato chips.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

a girlfriend would be nice thank you

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 1 day ago

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Give me some time to think about it

[–] Fullonturkeydog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please

Oh and world peace would be lovely

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Oh hey, I've seen those guys in ZAngband.

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A chicken nugget, please.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

FALGSC

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Happiness

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.

[–] Empricorn 1 points 1 day ago

I have some issues with the everything that's happening...

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Free speech absolutism...world wide

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Free speech absolutism for Mr Worldwide. Got it.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wanted it for the whole world, but just me, being allowed to say whatever I want no matter who it offends anywhere I go, that's something.

SHIT BALLS! Tiananmen square massacre! The WEF is full of evil narcissistic sociopaths!

See? free speech allows you to freely criticize things...especially government powers and corporate powers. Free speech laws exist specifically so you can say things that are going to rock the boat and upset people.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

You never asked to be free of the consequences of speaking your mind though.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you pit bull. love you music.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

is Pit Bull a free speech absolutist too?

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