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[–] shortrounddev@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago (24 children)

I used to think I hated vegetables as a kid. Turns out I hated my parents "cooking"

My mom used to make liver every Thursday. She now denies that ever happened, which is hilarious.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes, that is what home made food looks like sometimes.

You're not in a restaurant, the "cook" isn't payed, and presentation is not high on the priorities list if you also have to do dishes, wash clothes, and organize life for the family, possibly in addition to a job.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

Right? And let's be honest, I bet that hotdish is fire

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 106 points 5 days ago (12 children)

fun fact, that plate has lead in it.

[–] encrust9870@lemmy.world 73 points 5 days ago (3 children)

XRF showing lead (Pb) from the pattern.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Damn is this your picture? Did my comment cause you to go and test for yourself? Cuz thats amazing if you did lol

[–] encrust9870@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When I found out they had lead last year, I went to work with the cup to confirm. This is a handheld XRF, which depends on the specific spacing of electrons in atoms to determine the identity. Not much to it other than point and shoot! (with shielding)

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[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

I'm pretty sure that's Corelle. Do they still do this today? Because all of our dishware are fucking Corelle

Edit: Ok so they stopped putting lead since 2005 so we should be safe. But how come they only stopped in 2005

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But how come they only stopped in 2005

Probably ran out of their stock of lead around that time

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is why Americans aren't allowed to make fun of British food.

[–] SippyCup 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey most of us stopped eating that way.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And started eating way, way worse

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Maybe "worse" in the sense of health, but certainly not taste.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

1987 was nearly 40 years ago...

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 82 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Most of that looks like it already passed through a person once.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago

At least once..

..the brown slop on the left could easily be a two’fer!

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago (10 children)

“French cut” green beans make me irrationally angry.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

Dogfood on the right, catfood on the left, goat chow in the middle

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

I also feel seen in a really weird way. That Corelle, the gray hot dish, the lump of "salad". Except the french cut beans. Mom never sprang for that. Dad did sometimes though.

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 28 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I don't know why, but the word "hotdish" bothers me; I guess because I assume it refers to sort of dish/vessel rather than food.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

It's a dish served hot! As opposed to those crappy cold cuts they usually serve.

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

My mom used to make me add a can of mixed vegetables to my instant ramen until we agreed that I could eat them separately. So I would quickly force down the bland, mushy veggies then enjoy my ramen in its pure form.

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Actually that wild rice dish looks fine. Mirepoix, manoomin, cream of mushroom... bit of seasoning and it's a nice hearty dish in the winter.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Meals like this are exactly why I don't ever use condensed soup in anything I make. I've had a lot of meals like that growing up. My family, my grandparents, my friends families.. My wife still will make stuff like this sometimes. It's all just lazy mush to me. I can't stand it. Even my mother-in-law, who makes her own soup stock and makes bread and has her own chickens will make condensed soup and canned green bean mush. I just do not understand.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Calling dinner supper is super Minnesotan, too.

[–] bigb@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wait until you have family that say that daily meals are chronologically "breakfast, dinner, and supper."

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Idk what rice hot dish is but it looks just like my vomit from last week.

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This got re-posted to !minnesota@midwest.social, where we actually know what a hotdish is.

(It's a casserole. /s)

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 4 days ago

TEETH ARE OPTIONAL IN THIS HOUSE

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Oh man.. my mom called it "rice stuff." It tasted like it looked.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You know that jello salad slaps though. You can just tell.

EDIT: upon further inspection, that's ambrosia fruit salad. Probably no jello, but rather Coolwhip. Quite tasty still.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

How the fuck is that Jello

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

yeah, no, that's ambrosia for sure. cool whip and mandarin oranges

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was alive in 1987 and I was never served anything resembling this. What in hell is that?

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Alive in 1987... but in Minnesota or the greater midwest, USA? Alive doesn't cut it. Did you even live life if you didn't eat this?

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