this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Answer with a funny voice, how about you?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago

Too much lettuce. I’d let it go to voicemail.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago

Answer, obviously

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago

I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Answer, obviously. It's not every day you get a call from a sandwich.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

What if it was a scam? And it was not sandwich but Donald Trump and Elon Musk in a trenchcoat?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)

Then I get to eat the rich, which is almost as good.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

OK but how do you define rich? Or you'll just eat everyone?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

You did specify it was Musk and Trump.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 37 minutes ago

OK :3 all good, happy eating

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Sandswitch.

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 3 points 5 hours ago

Then I would be tricked and their deception has reached another low.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Hello? Yes, this is mouth.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Sorry I can't answer.. I'm already on a call.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Tap green. Twice.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 hours ago

Clearly a spam call, ignore

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 1 points 27 minutes ago

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[–] webmaster@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

What monster red phones this